Guys Are Heartless.

This blog coming from a guy may surprise a few people. But over the past few days I've come to a conclusion. Guys are heartless. Now I know the nature of guys is instinctively survival. We screw to save our species. Whether you are an evolutionist or you believe in God, this is our programming.

However, now that the Earth is sufficiently over-populated, it's no longer necessary for "mating" to be a cut-throat operation. However, guys will still do their best to break up a happy relationship. In this day and age, it's every man for himself. Sure there are plenty of fish in the sea, but for some reason, most guys get stuck in one section of the ocean and don't want to leave. The coast guard issued a cease-and-desist, but a few of 'em are still poking around seeing what kind of trouble they can make.

This recently happened to me. I have the sneaking suspicion that one of these invaders were the cause of my recently ended romance. Further, I think if I ever see him I shall use his head for a bowling ball and feed him his own spleen. I have no use for people whom cannot respect someone's happy relationship.

Granted, if a young lady is crying all the time and/or showing up with bruises then intervention is needed, but in the case of a happy relationship it is neither needed nor wanted. Guys should step off and be a real man.

Whether I am wrong or right about my own suspicions, I will say this: Never EVER again will another man steal my woman from our happy relationship, I swear by my own blood, another man who tries this will wish he had never drawn breath. I will no instill physical violence, but he will wish I had.

Trans-Siberian Orchestra Proves Kids Being Robbed.

No, this is not a slam on TSO. This is a review of the 2003 Concert series. Last night, on the 7th of December, TSO played the FLEET CENTER. That's right you little townie pieces of trash, FLEET CENTER!!! The show was phenomenal.

Every year TSO does a great Christmas Program, but this year was over the top. It started with "First Snow" and never looked back. The first song actually played was "Boughs Of Holly" - when I say it started at "First Snow" - I mean the suprises.

The opening riffs were played and the song broke out into full throttle. A rig above the stage exploded in snowfall and lazers were fired from backstage into the arena in tempo with the music creating a musical experience I am SURE shocked many kids right into adult hood.

Beethoven's 5th was an exploding musical triumph with balls of fire shooting upward during climactic points in the song, lazers shining everywhere.

During the grand finale final notes, flames - 20 feet high - shot up from the stage while showers of sparks fell from the rig above the stage. In an explosive conclusion TSO ended a perfect night of Christmas music and lots of flare.

And all for $51.00 for CHOICE seats. Why are people paying similar amounts to see Godsmack, Disturbed, and whatever other band is considered cool for not even a quarter of the show? I have no idea, and after last night, I'm sure either did the kids in the audience.

Strong As Brothers But Perfect Strangers

Full Article Here.

Lancaster is my home town, and anybody who's been watching the news knows this was a big thing. Fire-fighters from all over the nation flew in to memorialize their fallen comrade. I could call them brothers, because in a sense, they are. But at the same time these men are perfect strangers.

What is it that draws these men together in a time of need? Whatever it is, as a nation we could take our cue from these brave soldiers. Yes, they are soldiers. Any man who would march into a blazing inferno to rescue someone they don't even know is, by my or your definition, a soldier.

Martin Macnamara is a symbol of many others who have gone before him. Many of these men, like Martin, are volunteers. Enough positive things cannot be said about our fire departments. But one thing is for certain, every American in exsistance could learn from them.

Over Population

Imagine. 32 million of your closest best buddies crammed into one state. Imagine worse that you could walk across your state in about 2 days max. Now picture Rhode Island. Keep imagining further that you go out at 1:30 in the afternoon and there still seem to be a hundred-thousand people on route 95. Presenting: Over Population.

I live in Massachusetts and it's the same problem only we have more land. A billion people and you can't get away from the mass unwashed unless you happen to hit the road at 2:30 in the morning when no one is up.

The thicker the population gets the ruder, angrier and more selfish the people become. Shoving each other in stores, cutting each other off in traffic and flipping each other the bird, and generally being very unpleasant and hateful towards each other. This leads to a steady downfall of societal structure. You can trust less people, you have to look out for yourself, and most of all, by necessity you look out for number one, because if you stick your neck out, someone will behead you.

Welcome to America. I think I want out.

Michael Jackson: How Does This Guy Get Away With It?

Today Michael Jackson surrendered to authorities over the alleged molestation charge. Hooray. Wait, let me get excited about this. Ok, I'm done.

I cannot get excited about something like this when I know darn will Michael will shell out a lucrative amount of money to get himself out of trouble again. The difference between Michael molesting someone and Uncle Fred molesting someone is that feds would have kicked in Uncle Fred's door, drug him out into the street and shoved his monkey ass, head first, into a waiting cruiser. Michael is given the option to surrender.

Michael will more than likely make a huge settlement again, because as you know, money always erases emotional scars, and fixes all the world's problems (that's why we've been so successful with Korea). I think it really has to do with the fact that he's so ultra huge that people view it as just being Michael Jackson at it again and who really cares? However, if the court systems don't do something, then it looks like we are just massaging his ego.

The truth is Michael Jackson's unit should be removed with a chainsaw and he should get a lobotomy. He sucks as an artist, and he's a circus freak show. Game over, it's time to retire, loser.

Gay Marriage In Massachusetts.

No, unlike the previous times, I'm not going to take a religious stance. I'm going to take a purely homophobic stance (although if there's one thing I'm not afraid of, it's a flaming homosexual who more effeminate than my own sister.)

I'm sick of the homosexual agenda. I'm tired of people who really want to carve this planet up finer amongst themselves. You can lump them together with pedophiles as far as I'm concerned. They are just the same because they want something no-one is comfortable with NOR finds moral, and because they can't have it, they all shove it down our throats.

Next it WILL be pedophiles because they'll see all the success the gays are having. In fact, the pedophiles ALREADY have a petition to eliminate the age-of-consent circulating arguing that pedophilia, like homosexuality is a "lifestyle". Yeah, the conservatives said 20 years ago gays would NEVER allowed to be married. Now look. Pedophiles are next.

Bush Sucks.

The Bush administration is pushing for a major trade deal that would hurt ordinary working Americans by exporting even more jobs. This deal, called the Free Trade Area of the Americas (FTAA), is like the NAFTA agreement of 10 years ago but much bigger. The FTAA would trade away millions more U.S. jobs. -A/P

Great, just as the economy gets better little Georgie drops this bomb. What an ass. He's been cornered with the question about large corporations moving operations off shore where they can save by paying people in toilet countries 30 cents a week, and he returns with this solution? Where the hell is this guys head, the sand?

Jobs are few far and between in this country as is. Former software VIP's are stealing jobs from blue collars because they can't get back into their own field. This puts blue collars out of work. The FTAA will only move the remaining survival jobs over to Toiletstan where we can't get them. In essence, George Bush is causing the country to self destruct.

This guy just doesn't f'ing get it. He keeps making bad decisions that hurt our soldiers, economy, and ultimately, the USA's own citizens. He won't get re-elected, and if he does, he may very well be assassinated by someone who has been directly effected by his extremely poor decision making.

Ugh. More Stupidity Unleashes Itself.

SPAM HAS NEVER been limited to e-mail. But now, commercial pitches are increasingly popping up in online chats, instant messages, cell phones with text messaging and, as Kalsey found, Web log comments.
Spammers are flocking to new communications tools like moths to light, threatening to cripple these tools just as they are beginning to take off.- MSNBC

There is one solution to this: Terminate your comments board. Yeah, I hate to put the 9 milimeter in the hands of the government, but if the FTC doesn't step in and regulate what SPAMMERS are allowed to do, we are going to continue to be molested by these creeps.

I would rather share my neighborhood with a reformed axe-murderer than someone I know is in the SPAM business. Their completely moraless tactics prove they either have no soul, or had one and sold it to Bill Gates. First it was email spam, then it was chat bots, then flash screen blocking ads and now they are taking over my message board. Try it junior. I'll shut you down faster than a blonde at a bar approached by a middle-aged yuppie.

Apologies.

I've been busy this week. Too busy to even get to the computer. Revolver will be back to regular posting status by next week, hopefully. -Vince

Invasion Of The Whining Yuppies!

Ever notice when your town sells a bunch of land, the people who buy the new condos are all the same? You know the type: SUV Driving, Soccer Mom Plagued, Well Dressed, Six Figures A Year, YUPPIES! Dumber than paint yuppies as well.

For those not familiar, a Yuppie is a "Young Urban Professional". For my English Friends, they are the same as a "Townie". Only older and even dumber.

A Yuppie will move next door to a farm that's been in the town for 400 years. After a week of living in their new residence, they promptly call the police and complain about the stench coming from the farm. Well, you tool, welcome to the country, this is how is smells! Moron!

Yuppies are worse than any of the seven plagues of Egypt. They complain about fast food, trans-fats and their chubby children. The same kids they plop in front of the TV for 4 hours a day to watch McDonald's ads. They over-structure their kids, if they structure them at all. Instead of 4-hour marathons of the "Teletubbies", they send them to Soccer, Football, Cheerleading, Basket Weaving and of course, Wicthcraft all in one afternoon all because they feel kids MUST experience all they did in school.

Yuppies don't understand individuality. They all drive SUVs or European Luxury Cars. They are Liberal, and hate guns and smoking. They believe things would be better if they were in charge.

Conclusion: Yuppies Suck.

Welcome to the woodshed, losers.

RIAA Nabs Dangerous 12 Year Old Girl.

Complete Story.

With the RIAA going after individuals for music swapping as a desperation move, the latest development redefines the whole idea of desperation move. The RIAA went after a 12-year old girl for her music sharing habits, and managed to suck out $2000 on top of making her feel very sorry.

"I am sorry for what I have done," LaHara said. "I love music and don't want to hurt the artists I love."

The suit claimed LaHara had been offering more than 1,000 songs on the Internet, using the Kazaa file-sharing service.

The RIAA said it was pleased with the settlement. There are 260 cases still pending.

Ok, wait. Since when did your neice become a major fugitive of the law? Especially when she probably can't afford the lucritive price of a CD to begin with. The RIAA demonstrates here what a toilet of an organization it is. It's run by a bunch of Nazis who want to jail everyone who isn't buying a CD except they are allowed to rape the artists out of money, make failed bands go into bankruptcy, and pocket 80% of the profits themselves.

Instead some jackass judge decides a 12-year-old girl is more dangerous and immoral than the repulsive RIAA. We live in such an unjust society. How any judge can sit on his fat ass and justify a $2000.00 fine to someone who simply isn't old enough to pay it off, is beyond explanation. I hope he chokes on his Escargot. Jerk.

The Liberals Vs. Christianity

Lately, there have been groups of people in this fine country whining about everything religious. I'm actually reaching the point of not quite caring anymore that they hate my guts because I believe in God. In fact, I would like to point out Christians are the only targets of this incessant bitching. No one seems to care what the Buddhists, Hindus, Wiccans, etc. are up to, (they only care about Muslims because Muslims seem to want to take over the planet right now.)

First, it was the whole 10 commandments thing. Some drone got upset, called the authorities, and within a week, we had a court order to remove the monument. Then it was the atheist from Utah who didn't like that "...under God..." exists in the pledge. So immediately, there was a hearing which has now lead to more hearings, and in the end, we'll probably remove God from the pledge as well. Why can't we get this kind of action when our own rights are being attacked? Or when some jackass breaks into our cars? No, if he was parading around town with an assault rifle claiming to steal in the name of God, then you'd see people move.

I'm so sick of this two-faced garbage coming from the Liberals. God sucks. God needs to leave. God can kiss my ass. Blah blah blah. This whole thing is targeting the Christian God, no one else. The real issue here is this country hates Christianity and because it has a stick up its ass, everyone's going to try to make the Christians miserable. Well this is one non-passive believer who says, "You can kiss my ass." Frankly, I'm un-impressed with your feeble attempts to get at me. It's un-effective and pointless. Or, "It's like trying to catch the wind." Idiots. In the event that I'm right and your wrong, what did you accomplish? Personally, I've never preached at any of you, and yet, because I'm associated with the Christian name, I'm also a target.

If you are going to target a deity, target them all. But I don't think Washington has the nerve to do that. They know the Muslims would bomb them, the Wiccans would Hex them, and the Buddhists would probably wage a holy war. So target the Christians, I mean all they do is pray a lot on the countries behalf, and that's just evil.

Kazaa Plagued With Decoys.

First they tried shutting down individual file sharing sites. Then they tried taking individual users to court. Now the RIAA has released music on its own. Medleys to be exact. An entire album worth of music crammed into 3 minutes to tell the user, "You really want the song? Go buy the album."

And it gets worse. The RIAA is allowing those who encode these aptly named, "RIAA DECOYS" (check your Kazaa Scour List, you'll find users tagging them), to give them titles off the album. For instance, if you're after the latest Britney Spears album, let's use "Oops" as an example, the titles would be "One Kiss From You", "Dear Diary", "Stronger", etc. Except every song you can download is one of these medleys.

The bottom line is this: The RIAA will not win this war. In this case, it is merely an issue of having information. Users can upload the correct song, Title it AAF (Actual Album File I believe) - and other users will know this is the actual song, not another decoy.

What the RIAA needs to do is this:

*Lower the price of CDs. (They've done this.)

*Make Music-On-Demand more user friendly. EG: Instead of limited use windows media files, make everything MP3, once we've paid for it, we should be able to do what we damn well want, as long as it doesn't violate copyright.

*Stop prefabricating bands and categories. As much as I hate to say it, this is the bottom line. All the labels are turning out such mindless crap, they are causing their own problems. Even a kid doesn't want the latest by Limp Bizkit (or however the f you spell it), if all but one track sucks. And you know something? Everything by Fred Durst does suck.

Music needs a revamp. Period. And the sooner these sheep at the RIAA catch on to this, the more of a chance of succeeding they will have.

Elizabeth Smart Exploited Again.

Smart, now 15, was abducted at knife point from her Utah home last Nov. 9, then was found and her alleged kidnappers arrested nearly eight months later. Her disappearance dominated the news, as did the good news of her safe return, a rare happy ending in a missing child case. -A/P

And now she's up for a curtain call. The release of a made for TV movie should do it's best to bring back a flood of horrible memories. Whoever came up with this idea less than 6 months after the ordeal came to an end, should be dragged out into the street and beaten with a sledge hammer.

But then, you have to ask, how much are mom and dad getting? You know there's a payoff, because the movie cannot be filmed without the consent of the parents. In this sensitive situation someone was asleep at the wheel when they were driving the common sense bus, because there was a 26 car pile-up on "Human With A Heart" Highway.

If consent was not given it will be a major lawsuit and forget I said anything about Mom and Dad. However, if they actually approved this notion, then they are scumbags and I ask, where is DSS now? To busy seizing custody of toddlers from first time parents who won't force feed their kids, I imagine.

Cracking Down On Illegal Immigrants

Read the latest Wal*Mart news At MSNBC.

Look, all of us know what a problem illegal immigration is. The fact that we have allowed it to get this bad is disturbing. I realize how bad some countries are and how poorly they treat their citizens. I further understand that the only way for them to free themselves is to make a run for it. However, this cannot be allowed anymore. In retrospect of 9/11/01, we need to tighten down loose bolts on the boarders and see to it people can't use the U.S. as their escape pod OR cross hairs.

Yet, in the recent madness in California, people actually raised the issue of rights for illegal immigrants. They wanted them to have such things as state licenses so they could drive, medical aide, and welfare benefits. Sorry, here's where I have to draw the line. I'm a citizen and when jobless, I get nothing. I can't get medical from the state of Massachusetts unless I have a kid, or a permanent disability. I never qualify for welfare, and I can barely get free care from UMASS Medical.

Yet, these potential threats waltz into the country crying about oppression, and possibly endangering us at times, and we just hand over benefits our own citizens can't even get? Has everyone lost their minds in this country? I can't imagine what group of politically correct tools conceived this notion but it solidifies my point: Politically correctness is destroying our country.

Hate to sound like a broken record, but, the Liberals are at fault for this whole mess, no matter how you slice it. They conceived the whole politically correct platform and this is the result. We can't even go to war without Liberal media asking stupid questions like, "Is it politically correct to tell an enemy, 'Surrender or be killed?'"

Such questions were asked when we invaded Afghanistan. Try and tell me this P.C. garbage isn't ruining this country.

New Look.

Revolver is now fully loaded. Besides a new hitcounter, we have a new newsfeed at the bottom, and you may now comment on opinions by clicking "Bullets" below the article PLUS the newly added "Amber Alert" ticker at the top. If you direct your attention to the left side you will see a "1 Marksman" tag, this tells you how many minds are being polluted by my extreme right ideas at once.

Thanks to Webmistress Lady Lisa for her help on tweaking up the page.

Enjoy. -Vince

Apologies

While I try to get this stupid HTML code to behave, the page will be off proportion. My apologies. Should be fixed by Friday. -Vince

PLEASE NOTE!!!

Amber Alert has just been added to the top of the blog page. All readers check it periodically. Thanks, and lets protect the kids from the perverts. -Vince

Republican Survey.

This - fish wrap - came in my mailbox yesterday asking me to tell the Republican Party how I felt about their job and what changes I would recommend. Oddly, there was no section that would let me to suggest allowing a Libertarian run things for a while.

They asked questions about education, how I felt about Bush's dealings with Iraq, taxes, the economy. All that happy horse crap. The problem with the Republican agenda, as if everyone didn't know, is the fact that their pockets are filled by big business. Oddly, the same big business that has shipped a number of jobs to Toiletstan where they can pay the exploited people in that country about $4.00 a week instead of the paycheck an American Citizen gets.

If the Republicans won't stop these seedy CEO's who wipe their asses with one-hundred dollar bills from moving to India and other countries, then we need someone in office who will grow a pair, put the almighty U.S. foot down and say, "You can't do that. If you do, there will be no jobs, and hence, no one will have money to buy your blasted products." I know ONE party that would do that.

Can anyone say Libertarian?

Advertising Sucks

Nothing is more irritating than pop up ads, mouse traps, and other vicious ways of getting you to read ads for some product you would never buy. As if pop-ups weren't bad enough, now we have to deal with "Flash" Ads. The hackers of the disgusting advertising industry have broken out noisy, resource sucking, flash ads that take forever to load on a dial-up and waste your time - because really - what metal fan wants to buy the stupid latest "Redman" cd?

"Flash" is great on websites. It gives them pizazz, flair, and most of all it steps away from the drab frames format of yesterday. But it didn't take long for some marketing loser to decide this same software could be used for the new wave up pop-ups, the screen blocker.

The Add scrolls down, slides in, or by some other way appears in your window playing an animated sequence telling you to buy the latest "Viagra Alternative", "Hip-Hop CD", or how you can make millions a month "Just By Sitting On Your Ass!" All the while blocking the view of what you actually came to see, Where Annihilator's next tour stop is.

As a society we've made it clear, we have no interest in seeing the graffiti like advertising we are pummeled with every day by purchasing TiVo, downloading pop-up blockers, and getting Spam filters. But the Advertising industry insists it knows what's best for all of us and continues to assault us with ads everywhere. Even good old fashion baseball stadiums can't have decent names like "The Polo Grounds" anymore, now it's f?!@ing Microsoft Park. Ugh. Someone put out my eyes, and make me go deaf, that's the only way I'll win.