Idiots.

That guy who blasted through the left turn only lane to save a measly 10 seconds.

That bitch from the super market who shoved you out of her way to buy a gallon of low carb milk.

That soccer mom in the Hum-V who doesn't seem to be bothered by the blatant "HUMMER" logo emblazoned on the grill.

That idiot who drives the Jaguar X-Type and whines the his turn signal lightbulb is 95 cents.

That moron that hit the DPW truck and then DROVE AWAY thinking he could avoid the police.

The jackass that parked across 12 parking spaces at the local conveninance store because he was in too much of a hurry to observe decent parking etiquette.

The idiot woman who whined that she MIGHT go to a bar and my cigarettes would bother her.

The ass from town who left his crappy Buick in a neighbor's yard up against a tree because he couldn't drive straight enough in his drunken stupor to get in his own damn driveway.

....And this is all in one week, mind you...