The Ultimate Cool

Someone once said, "Every Day I'm Forced To Add Another Name To A List Of People Who Piss Me Off". Today, it's teenagers. Ok, granted. Not every single one of them are what Z from Spit LIke This are what you call townies, but a large portion of them are. What is a "Townie"? Someone who cannot tolerate anyone even remotely different from them.

I have long hair, long hair is not in right now, therefore the ultra-hip Generation Y has labeled me "Gay". Not gay as in Homo sexual, but gay as in "Not Cool". Amazing. The terminology hasn't changed in 15 years and it's still wrong.

How have I reached this conclusion? It's hard to not reach said conclusion when a bunch of seniors in high school getting in a truck yell "Rock On, Dude!" as you pass solely based on the fact that you have long hair. Well, in the words of Jim Bruer, "Walk it off, deek." Who the hell died and made you king snake? And what defines your dumb ass as being cool? The fact that you follow trends and do what everyone else does because it's what "the in crowd is doing?" Well, stupid, wait till you get out of school and have to cash the reality check that is paid to "Mr. Rico Suave Of The Swingin' Teens Club" that says trends that mattered, don't. That guy you stuffed in his locker on a daily basis will most likely wind up being your boss, famous, or both. And all those Tommy Hilfiger Jeans you spent 75$ a piece on officially went out of style when you were handed your diploma.

Welcome to my world, Junior. Now, you're my bitch.