You Are Not God's Gift To The Roadways I'm so sick of you pyshos who think you are God behind the wheel. Give me a break. The fact is, most Americans will do anything to avoid a fight. Yet when some of you are behind the wheel, you find it necessary to tailgate, finger flip (after doing something rude), speed excessively and lane surf. Get over it. You look like a jackass. Not to mention there are people who are far better drivers than you and can cause you to flip your stupid Mercedes without becoming part of the melee themselves. It's called "Defensive Driving" and most of you are just offensive.

Why we make seatbelt laws to justify ourselves I don't get. The problem isn't people who won't buckle up, it's other drivers. In Massachusetts, where I live, most drivers mentalities are, "I'm right, your in my way f*&^k off!" And this is the average driver. Imagine how bad it must be for someone who suffers from acute road rage.

Look, most of you would back down if we went toe-to-toe anywhere else, so don't suddenly grow a pair just because you're in the safe confines of your SUV. Because, truth be known, if we're at a red light I might just walk up and chew you out. And then we'll see you really aren't so tough.