Chocolate Covered Teenage Girls.
 
The other day I was driving through town when I passed five girls covered in what was either mud or some sort of Chocolate Sauce. This, naturally, created quite a scene given the male mind and how it works. Men all over town were buzzing about this phenomenon. There was no explanation as to what they were doing or why they were covered in a brown gooey substance.

Today, I opened the paper and there was the article. Five girls ages 13 to 15, had filled a kiddy pool full of chocolate pudding, rolled around in it, and then went around town seeing how many high-fives they could get. The reason for this? One of them was moving away...

I stopped and thought, what Suburbanite yuppie mom thought this was innocent? Even men who were not pedophiles that I ran into were saying "What they would have smeared the girls in..." It was obvious they were younger, under 16 even...

So what mom said, "Oh, it's just innocent kid stuff to smear yourself in pudding and walk all over town high-fiving mostly men..."

I understand the girls being naive. However, I am now fully convinced that parents in America are clueless.  How anyone could watch any broadcast TV and see similar connotations of such things being sexual is beyond me... One things for sure, don't let your kids do this...