French Fried Losers

I'm so sick of the French. They walked on us when we needed them in Iraq, and now they have the nerve to ask us to intervene in Liberia. What? How the hell is Liberia's problems any different than Iraq's? Both are opressed, and both are toilets run by a dictator.

It's a lucky thing I'm not a president because I tend to be very impulsive and I would officially delclare France an Enemy, outlaw Franch Fries and rename them Cooked Potato Sticks, and French dressing, rejected, and shipped back to France - even if it was manufactured here. French wine? That's the UN French spokesman complaining that the US shouldn't declare war on Iraq, right?

Look, we all know who our allies are, but we seem to be a mere conveinance for the Frenchies. They run when war hits - every time - and use us for what seems to be their own political agenda. Whatever. Who needs these wuss bags.