Idiots.

That guy who blasted through the left turn only lane to save a measly 10 seconds.

That bitch from the super market who shoved you out of her way to buy a gallon of low carb milk.

That soccer mom in the Hum-V who doesn't seem to be bothered by the blatant "HUMMER" logo emblazoned on the grill.

That idiot who drives the Jaguar X-Type and whines the his turn signal lightbulb is 95 cents.

That moron that hit the DPW truck and then DROVE AWAY thinking he could avoid the police.

The jackass that parked across 12 parking spaces at the local conveninance store because he was in too much of a hurry to observe decent parking etiquette.

The idiot woman who whined that she MIGHT go to a bar and my cigarettes would bother her.

The ass from town who left his crappy Buick in a neighbor's yard up against a tree because he couldn't drive straight enough in his drunken stupor to get in his own damn driveway.

....And this is all in one week, mind you...

The DNC In Boston

Well here we go with another exciting lesson in how to screw off for a week and cost a city thousands. All the Democratic all-stars are here:

John Kerry, Presidential Nominee
Bill and Hilary Clinton
Michael Moore
6000 or so nameless Democrat ass kissers

A local radio personality hit the nail on the head. He called this the epicenter of Worldwide Communism. Because, really, that's what the Socialist agenda boils down to.

These people scare and disgust me. The Commonwealth of Massachusetts is a prime example of what happens when a Liberal even half gets their way. "We are intervening on your behalf because our paperwork says it's in your best interest."

Right now this action is narrowed down to just childcare and family matters. Any place a child is you will see these idiots with their pages of statistics butting into many situations they are not wanted or needed. There's some truth to the Mike Badnarik ad that quotes John Kerry saying, "I'm John Kerry, and you can trust me to run your life." That's what the Liberals want for this country. Their help even if you'd prefer to do without. Stalin anyone?

Teen Modeling Sites.

She's got all the makings of the perfect woman. All the right curves, perfectly shaped legs, perfect skin... Expect when you see her baby face and realize... Holy S, she's 15... Hence the Teen Modeling Sites. They are quite possibly the second biggest non-nude commodity on the internet. Legend has it, it all started with the video of some girls birthday party that logged in thousands of hits in one week.

The market reached it's peak somewhere in 2000 to 2001 although I don't have the figures that represent how many websites there were at one time. However, every media outlet in the country that found out about this ran a story. Most of them citing what perverts built the sites and what even bigger perverts viewed them. I'll give them the second one, but that's it.

Modern day parents all want their daughters to be little stars. Fine. However, in attempt to do so, they purchase a digital camera, sexy little outfits - ranging from miniskirts to lingerie, hire a webmaster and produce a website that gets about 50,000 hits a day.

You pay a webmaster enough money, he'll design whatever you want. Parents take all the responsibility for this. Sure the money rolls in and within a year you have enough money to put little Susie through college... But have you ever thought about who your target audience is?

Boys your daughter's age don't have a credit card. Mom and Dad aren't going to buy him a subscription, because, that's just wrong and creepy. So your audience is over 18. Statistics show that the buyer is an average age of 42.

So because of the media hype, Visa won't offer services for subscription. The sites are now limited to online checking, phone cards, or other payment services. But you know something? This isn't going away... Not on your life.

Chocolate Covered Teenage Girls.
 
The other day I was driving through town when I passed five girls covered in what was either mud or some sort of Chocolate Sauce. This, naturally, created quite a scene given the male mind and how it works. Men all over town were buzzing about this phenomenon. There was no explanation as to what they were doing or why they were covered in a brown gooey substance.

Today, I opened the paper and there was the article. Five girls ages 13 to 15, had filled a kiddy pool full of chocolate pudding, rolled around in it, and then went around town seeing how many high-fives they could get. The reason for this? One of them was moving away...

I stopped and thought, what Suburbanite yuppie mom thought this was innocent? Even men who were not pedophiles that I ran into were saying "What they would have smeared the girls in..." It was obvious they were younger, under 16 even...

So what mom said, "Oh, it's just innocent kid stuff to smear yourself in pudding and walk all over town high-fiving mostly men..."

I understand the girls being naive. However, I am now fully convinced that parents in America are clueless.  How anyone could watch any broadcast TV and see similar connotations of such things being sexual is beyond me... One things for sure, don't let your kids do this...

Who Will Vince Vote For?
 

So here comes the 2004 elections. Kerry Versus Bush. People seem to think I don't stand for anything because I've pretty much been dragging both candidates right through the dirt. Well, let's weigh them out, shall we?

Bush: This 4 year champion of oppressed Camel Jockeys has the record to actually look at. So far, he's helped unite a country because of September 11th, avenge his father, and go hunting for non existent WMDS. I'm not going to get into the schematics about the WMDS and their location or lack thereof because, let's be honest, not one American in this country really has any clue and anyone saying they do is lying. Bush cut taxes but then also cut overtime pay to the lower class. He has tried to ban gay marriage to no avail as no one wants to be his co-pilot when this ship crashes in the sea of morals.

 

Kerry: Kerry is a tool. Let's face it. The only thing you know about Kerry is 1)He doesn't stand for a damn thing - the guy changes his mind at every corner. 2)In light of recent events we also discovered he's homo-erotic. The one thing we do know it that Kerry will ask the U.N. permission to use the toilet and any decision that is any more serious than that as well.

 

Ok, so who does Vince vote for? Michael Badnarik. Why? Out of the three he has stances on issues that are well thought out, even if I don't agree 100% The biggest is the war in Iraq. What would Mike do? Pull the troops and bring them home. Amen brother. What about the next time terrorism strikes? In Mike's own words:

 

"The proper response would have been to present the evidence as to who committed the heinous act both to Congress and to the people, and have Congress authorize the president to track down the individuals actually responsible, doing everything possible to avoid inflicting harm on innocents. "

 

The second reason I would vote for him: "Gun Control Means Being Able to Hit your Target." This guy understands that part of the reason terrorists have a field day with us is that 70% of us are completely ignorant to the right to a firearm. We think people who own them are sociopaths and need to have their guns removed. However, a nation of citizens who are well-armed is quite less inviting to a terrorist as we might just start shooting back.

 

For more info on Michael Badnarik visit http://www.badnarik.org .

 

Kids - The Truth

A lot of people walk around thinking their kids are the best. Good looking, smart, and in many cases, perfect. I have a news flash for you. They aren't.

Look, if every moron on the planet who had kids, had perfect kids, well, then there would be no bullies in schools. Let's face it. It's already obvious some people do not live on this planet mentally. The same group is probably going to think their buck-toothed 300 pound little girl is model material while they plop her in front of the tube and stuff their kids full of twinkies.

The educational system has taken a dump in recent years and kids are put on the bottom of the list of priorities. Teachers are under paid and over worked and the problem doesn't get any better. Kids are raised by people who shouldn't even have kids and not taught them basic societal morals.

Hey, society is breaking down, and not everybody's kid is smart, good looking or even well behaved. The bottom line is parents need to wake up and realize this and maybe, I don't know, PARENT for a change. Make your kids exercise, study, shut off the Playstation 2, and take them to a lyposuction / plastic surgery clinic.

The Great Boston Democratic - WASTE OF TIME AND RESOURCES.

Here comes the K-Train, everybody on board. Incidentally, K-Train as in John Kerry, nominee at large. Look, I hate the liberal yo-yos with a passion. Thanks to them, I have to deal with people having a never ending nicotine fit because it was in my best interest not to be inhaling second-hand smoke.

The fact is, Boston will shut down. Business will be on a weeklong hiatus, cops will be working 12 hour shifts... In the long run, the city will spend more money than it makes. Menino is an idiot, we all know it. If you didn't, here's your reality check. We are spending more money on security for a bunch of Liberal wackos "officially" doing something that indicates somehow John Kerry is the man to run for high office.

Didn't we already know that? Didn't we decide a while ago this tool was running against George W. Bush? Or did I just imagine all the declarations that were made announcing John Kerry the winner? Tools. So we now have to spend thousands to make sure a terrorist doesn't hi-jack a subway and drive it into the fleet center. Brilliant.

Farenheit 911 - A Movie By A Fat Meaty Breasted Little Zilch.

Michael Moore. Yeah, what a waste of human life. Farenheit 9/11 is nothing more than propaganda. This movie isn't anti-Bush, it's anti-America. It's obvious from the contents within that Michael Moore hates his country and all of it's inhabitants.

The clip from the trailer that has George W. Bush speaking about taking out your enemies... "BLAH BLAH BLAH - Now watch this Drive." Was actually not referring to Al-Queda but problems existing in Pakistan. But if you are a Michael Moore disciple, you'd think it was about Al-Queda because Moore himself said so.

The Liberal media keeps calling this film, loaded with creative license, a documentary. They even have people in other countries calling it that. But see, a documentary is fact based and Farenheit 9/11 is loaded with fiction. From the fictional Al-Queda quote from above to the debated "7 minutes" in the Florida School room, this film is nothing more than a left wing wet dream.

It does prove that if you put something on a movie screen, get a few people to utter "documentary" and soon people decide it's gospel.

"Moore is unapologetic about the tone and timbre of 'Fahrenheit,' calling it an 'op-ed' piece rather than a documentary. The point he makes best, however, is that if the Bush administration was free to exaggerate its claims about weapons of mass destruction and Saddam Hussein’s supposed connection to 9-11, as a filmmaker he should get a chance to do the same in reverse."

Hey, Bush is no Saint. He stole over-time pay from the lower class blue-collars. But if we're going to just make up facts - then maybe I should make a film as well about how John Kerry blew up thousands of school Children in Vietnam... That's not true either, but if I can get a few people to utter "documentary" maybe it will become true...

Sheer Ignorance Is NOT a New Style Of Panty Hose.

Stupidity comes in droves. The walking undead. The societal breakdown because people can't be bothered and figure ignorance is always a good copout. An example?

Well, traffic always works. There's this intersection near by that has an obvious left turn only lane. When painted, no one ignores it. One or two people may get the deer in the headlights look, but most people appear to be observant. But the paint is faded, the sign really only says "Left Turn Signal"...

So a few people park in the lane and the light turns green. They don't move. The traffic behind them gets irritated and honks their horn because the idiot in the Green Suburban is going straight.

This same moron has been commuting through this town for 10 years. He's always known that lane was strictly for a left turn. Today, he's in a hurry and he notices the paint is gone indicating the left turn only clause. Traffic is a good 50 yards back, so he jumps into the left lane with one goal: To cut out a bunch of traffic and make better time home from work. If he's stopped by a police officer, he can just claim he didn't know.

This is just an example of how people are becoming more and more self centered. Sure, traffic is an easy example but you can spot this kind of mentality everywhere. In the store, at the amusement park, at the car show. People using ignorance as an excuse to do what normally is simply un-acceptable.

In Closing...

You know, after reading the posts of this Morat idiot along with his next door neighbor and fellow Star-Trek / Goth pal Matt - I've decided this must all end.

One of the things a good debater possesses is the ability to admit when he's wrong. We'll, I'm wrong. I was wrong to enter a debate with these two dead batteries. They are both entitled to their own opinion, but let's face it: This whole thing was a pissing contest with each contestant trying to show how much more brilliant than the other he was. All that was accomplished is six people from Matt's side got very apathetically pissed off, and Morat was one of the six.

What did I learn? Well, Matt taught me to remember my audience. Matt has this habit of using large words that the average person wouldn't understand. He's tossing insults around but most don't get it because they need a dictionary to define what he's saying. Here's a clue: When zinging someone, it only counts if they actually know they've been zinged. I did, but I imagine because it's because of my vast English vocabulary gained from being a Talk Radio student for so many years. Most people's vocabulary are not as advanced as Matt's. The only other I've witnessed is Zion's.

I also learned some things aren't worth arguing over. While I truly believe in the music of Spit Like This as it is unique and a step away from the garbage the U.S. has been spewing forth, to keep on in a battle of wits with two un-armed opponents is not only pointless, but it's kind of dumb.

So if it makes these two high-school buddies happy, I give you the win. I simply have much more important things to write about such as current events in my country, Michael Moore (the douchebag) and music... As always. So there you have it.

3rd Opponent In The "Goth" Wars.

Enter: Gurgeh Morat - some drone who a)doesn't know where the legendary page itself exists on blogger, b)obviously is starved for attention and c)wants everyone to be afraid that he might break into their computer. I have your ISP address so I already have enough to send the hounds of hell after you should you try anything.

Let's review this zero's entry.

"VinceWylde" posts a challenge blog ve blog but then completely fails to get the link correct and (the resultant) no ping to weblogs.com causes the message to fail to get home.

Alright, we've successfully beaten this horse to death. Evidently, these two are making a reach. Our friend Gurgeh seems to think he is some kind of referee. Well, I for one didn't invite him anywhere. However, like Matt B, he's entitled to his opinion. He makes a weak attempt at making me look like the fool...

The round is not over yet and the "VinceWylde" jock from round 2 comes for a pop he weaves in and out lays a few insults down and generally looks like he is going for gold when (as I have noted) he lays the knockout blow on himself.

I'm glad to see this guy will never make sports casting. He's just way to opinionated. Well, let me address this. He attempts to point out that I get a real good rant going and then - ultimately - have nothing.

Ok, so these two want it kicked up a notch. Fine. As of 9:00 EDT Friday Night, go to Vince Wylde's Audio Blog Entries and lets see if the Pen is mightier than the Shock Jock from the USA. You guys want a fight? Then grow a pair and step into my arena. Behind the mic, no one is my equal.

Art Of Pain And Matt B, The Vampire.

So Matt emails me and tries in his own un-clever way to entice me to his website indicating I will be terrified by what he's written. Let's review his review of my last post.

?so what are you? Goth, anti-Goth, vegetable or mineral. At a guess I would say that the co-ordination of a large brick have done them no favors in the credibility stakes. Hell, I wasn't even going to go further than my general rant about "mansonite" style moronity but after the reveller demonstrated that these clones (seen one mansonite - you've seen them all) had gone to all that trouble I felt I should at least return the link. One had gone so far as to lay down a challenge to a blog duel (what-ever the heck kind of offer that is. The dude can?t even hyper link to this blog correctly [hint you have too many dots knob-scratch])

After this anti-Goth rant (location: no links for you until you fix yours!) he goes on to say "Chicks frustrate the hell out of me." which goes a long way to explaining the website itself - it didn't work! At least I make no claims about the quality of this place. He/She/It needs to spend more time leaning a semblance of skill and less time on frustrated masturbatory activities. I did try to follow the link to ?the rules? but all that happened is a new pop-up with the home page.


Well, I'm an Individual, jackass. I follow no crowd, I do my own thing. See, here's some truth: Goth is NOT original. People all over this planet do the same thing you are doing and it's just not that un-usual. Great, follow a crowd.

People like this "Matt B" are such zeros. They've never kissed any girls (or guys), they never emerge from their 2 square mile town, and they think they are intelligent because they can - sort of - use the English language.

He attacks my recent post on "what women want" failing to realize the ironic musings within the post itself. Anyone who frequents this page realizes the irony of it and is endlessly entertained by the contents within. He also accuses me of "masturbatory practices" when he himself is spanking it with a thumb up his ass while drooling over Vikki Spit's picture on Spit Like This' website.

Ask yourself, "How did this zero, Matt B, find SLT to begin with? And what can he gain by 'reviewing' their music?" Nothing. He probably suffers from some personal in-adequacies and is trying to make up for them by doing something that he considers amazing.

Let me clue you in on something, junior. You picked a fight with SLT - bad. You picked another fight with Vince Wylde - WORSE. I'm a relentless, angry, sociopathic lunatic who DOES get off... But only on the suffering of those who choose to take me on. And your stupid link is fixed YOU ZERO.

The Amazing Matt B: What A Pathetic Zilch

So I've never used my opinion page for something such as this, but now that this little zero has emerged from his alleged coffin, I guess I HAVE to...

The whole thing started sometime this past week. Some guy who desperately wants to be "a cursed walking dead blah blah blah" has decided to take a sucker punch at Lord Zion and the MIGHTY Spit Like This because he thinks they are trying to be a Goth Metal band... You know like maybe Sins Of Thy Beloved or something...

The Goth crowd desperatley wants to be taken seriously... They have no REAL leader, just a whole plethora of fictious ones, such as, Dracula, Blade, etc. Many of them believe (get this!) that Cain (as in the biblical Cain) was the first vampire. Something to the fact of "if anyone tried to kill him, they would be cursed."

They walk around in white face paint, looking very much like mimes with a serious skin condition. They hang out anywhere death looms, such as cemetaries. The Goth lifestyle is pretty much a full time job. Without pay, FYI...

So I Challenged this Matt guy... Think Matt is his last name. His first is Door. Anyway, I challenged this Matt guy to a blog duel. He probably won't accept. The rules are stated at Vince Wylde Dot Com.

So now I summon you. His pathetic little waste of the internet is here: Art Of Pain.

Heh. Let the games begin.

Dating: What You're Doing Wrong

Chicks frustrate the hell out of me. It's not just the fact that you can't figure them out no matter what you do, or even the fact that everything seems to be one big friggin' mind game. Nope, it's the trying to find one who might give you a chance in hell because her priorities are way to high. This was taken from an actual personal ad:

I'm an artistic student that also is into health and being active. I would like a guy that would play b-ball or racquet ball, go for hikes, or go to the gym with me. I like an active person but someone who still has time to hangout. I am busy with school and such but I always try to make time. I would also want someone who likes music and arts especially photography since that is my major at RIT. I don't consider myself as very athletic but I guess I am since I go to the gym almost everyday. I would like a guy who is talkative since I have a hard time starting conversations. I need someone who is not afraid to make the first move. I am friendly and very social. I love being in groups and parties. I do not drink though. I would like someone who doesn't drink much or none at all and is social like I am. I would want someone who is open minded and ready to try anything. Someone who I can go to a club with and dance with on the floor. Someone who is not afraid of public affection since I love to be hugged, kissed, and have my hand held. Also I just go to school in New York so they would have to deal with the fact that I live in Mass during the summer. Anything else you want to know just ask! IM me if you wish. I've been played in the past so if you just want a short thing for a week or so don't even bother I don't want to deal with that.

Hello? Still with me? This is a snippet from one of thousands of personal ads on yahoo and I think I've discovered why there are so many damn people using these things. Because these women want to much!

Look, love isn't about your perfect match. TRUST ME. The old adage about "opposites attract"? Well, there's some truth to that.

While it is more advisable to find someone you have a little in common with, it isn't necessary nor advisable to date a carbon copy of yourself. It's also probably a bad idea to think you will find Mr. 5'9", With a $50,000.00 car, $400,000.00 a year job and all the right moves and words. A little imperfection makes another person all that much more interesting to be with.

If you really must have a spot on match, then I advise to hang out in your bedroom and make puppy eyes at yourself in the mirror all day. You'll be much happier and you won't have to look any more.

Finally, a word of advice to all. Never let ANYONE tell you, "She's / He's not right for you" based on materialistic compatibility. It's stupid. And for that matter, don't tell anyone "They aren't right for you." I mean, really, who the hell do you think you are? Dr. Friggin' Ruth? I don't think so... Nor are you Dr. Laura or Dr. Joy Brown... And they would both most likely tell you, it's all about outward acts of affection and plain friggin' doo-da chemistry (which by the way can develop over time).

Ronald Reagan And The Liberal Spin

Listening to the news this week was sickening in ways I can't even communicate. One of our nation's greatest leaders Passed away over the weekend and before his body was even cold the news media started making him out to be some kind of ill-perceived hero. Or, in other words, Reagan wasn't the hero we all thought he was.

Now, to be honest I remember very little about Ron Reagan and it would be presumptuous for me to make any statements about his leadership. What I have read makes me believe he was more Libertarian than anything else. "Government isn't the solution to the problem, government IS the problem." I've heard this clip about a dozen times over three days and I've never agreed with anything more in my life.

Other things I've read tell me Reagan had a backbone etched out of cast iron. He stood up to his enemies, and lead the nation the best he could.

If I listen to Tom Brokaw or Dan Rather I would more likely believe that Ron is getting way too much fanfare and wasn't that great. But rather, he was a great verbose actor. In other words, a classic bull shitter.

I'm not surprised that the Liberals hate this man. I'm saddened that they are right in front of the line at his casket to defecate on it and spit in his face because he steered us away from Liberal thinking. Too bad for you. Not that I was believing any of your BS anyway...

Partial Birth Human Slaughtering

Ahh, another day of tuning in talk shows and hearing Liberal minded women who want to Slaughter already born babies because, "Dammit, it's my right!" Hey lady... Screw you and your rights... If you don't respect human life, you don't deserve one yourself, much less an abortion...

I suppose you could argue the age old debate about when life actually occurs... I believe, incidentally, upon conception. However, no human on this entire planet has the right, nor the authority to say, "Now that the baby has seen daylight, pierce it's skull with a dagger, because, dammit, it's my right to want that done! It's my body."

Hey lady, shut your arrogant hole. I'll concede (for now) the dumb argument that during the fetal stage YOU think the baby is some kind of cocoon that's not living... However, when that thing exits your body via either caesarian section OR natural child birth, game over. You get nothing, Good day ma'am.

This selfish game of women calling the shots for reasons of pure selfishness and arrogance has got to stop. They hide behind the mask of "freedom" so they can go out and sleep with 400 men, get knocked up, and then just "remove" the problem manually. How about this: How about no sex if you can't handle the responsibility?

However, The Honorable Judge Wench decided George W. Bush was being some in-human monster by saying that a halfway born baby cannot be murdered with a pair of scissors because that's just murder. You know, I'm none to happy with Bushy Bushy these days, but GOOD CALL.

Voting Time Again

Oh goodie. Time to throw my vote away. How excited am I? Not very. No matter who I vote for, someone thinks I am throwing my vote away. Vote for Bush, then I want a power hungry dictator in office. Vote for Kerry, then I like guys who can't make up their minds about anything.

But here's the catch. I don't vote for either. Oh, I do vote. Only with my vote, I get both the left AND the right saying I'm wasting my vote.

I guess since the Libertarian party doesn't garner a ton of votes, some think it's the same as not voting at all. I have a different opinion.

Voting for someone I can't stomach would be throwing my vote away. So am I really throwing my vote away? No, not really. Throwing my vote away would be to listen to a Liberal or Conservative minded person who thinks Kerry is a re-incarnation of Muhammad and Bush is the Messiah.

Ebay And Why It Sucks

I know, I know. "But I like Ebay." Well, you can thank the cheating losers for this entry of hostility.

Ebay was originally founded as a cheap way to buy that item you just can't afford to shell out the $1000.00 for. Make your bid, wait and see if you've won. Except now it's not that easy. Little thick framed glasses wearing pieces of shite have taken this joy away from you.

With the invention of programs like "Sniper" (courtesy of dateless hackers), you can now spend your time doing other productive things, because, you just flat aren't winning anything on Ebay. I spent 28 minutes watching an item for someone and bidded in the last 20 seconds only to find I had been outbidded by 1 measly dollar.

Now I realize that a sound rack is a big item you just have to win, and God knows, getting that bid in within the last 10 seconds so you don't get outbid on an item that is a dime and dozen throughout the internet is vastly important, but gimmie a break.

Get a date and Kiss a girl for crying out loud. You are a loser if you need Software to bid on Ebay.

Blog Page Moving Soon

.12 Gauge will soon be moving! Yes, that's part of the reason updates have gone right into the toilet. The other is my ridiculous scehdule. For those of you curious HOW ridiculous, you may go to Point Blank and read all about it. The old link is Here.
So until then, keep tuned in. I promise to write something soon. -Vince

2003's Jackass Awards Vol. 2 - # 9

I don't have anyone to single out in this one, but this is a group that makes some of the dumbest people on the planet. For my English readers, a Yuppie is a full grown townie.

Yuppies are Jackasses because they shoot their mouths off without engaging the mind first. They hate smokers, are angry at everyone else for their fat, stupid, out of control, ugly kids. And they think they have the perfect idea of what a flawless society is.

Well, as far as their kids go: Their kids are fat because they aren't outside playing anymore, they're inside playing Xbox. They're stupid because parents let the friggin' teletubbies raise them from age 3. Their out-of-control because with lack of child raising skills comes kids who commit crimes, screw each other at age 12, and take drugs. And let's face it, they're ugly because their mom and dad were no Miss America and Mr. Universe.

Their idea of a flawless society was tried earlier in the 1930's and 1940's of which you can find old educational reels that are a little hard to understand because they are in German. Yeah, a yuppie's view of a perfect society is one of Non Smoking, Non Caffeine Consuming, White Collar, cublical trapped zombies who aren't allowed to think for themselves: Uncle Sam does it for them

So Yuppies make my number 9 position on the 2003 Jackass Awards List.