The Conspiracy.

When I crack open the paper, I expect a few things. One is everything I read is at least 50% b.s. The second is whatever I read, I need to remember that the writer has an agenda, hence, see rule number 1. I live in a Commonwealth where the 2nd biggest offender in the lies and propaganda arena resides: The Boston Globe. They will argue that I'm just part of the vast right wing conspiracy and that's all well and good except that I am Libertarian.

I don't really like either party. I think one of my people should get into office and hand out pink slips and disband at least 30% of congress. There's an old saying about too many cooks stirring the pot. Well, I think we're there.

The biggest offense on the conservative side is that big business is allowed to rape and plunder whoever, whenever they want. On the Liberal side, well, they've flat been hijacked by communists in disguise. People who want to slaughter the unborn on completely selfish pretenses, people who want to take my money and redistribute it to others they have completely convinced are unable - for one reason or another - to do it themselves. Lies.

This is America, and our forefathers had a different idea. Their idea was: "You can do anything you want, the opportunities are endless! Just put your mind to it, and get going!" Nobody even cares anymore about opportunity. It's all about selfishness and letting everyone else do things for you. It's the reason only 30% of America bothers to go to the polls.

The Far Left and the Great Hijacking

When a left wing talk show host goes on the air and denounces the actions of his own party, you know damn well there is an issue. When speaker after speaker uses a historical woman's memorial service to have a Bush roast, you can no longer have any doubt, the true Democrats have had their party hijacked.

This is beyond a matter of a few vocal minorities causing us all to roll our eyes in disbelief. This has escalated into a full-on "let the rise of communism begin" pep-rally. Hey, everyone knows I am a Libertarian and don't exactly think Bush is sitting in the White House splitting atoms, but no moron in this country has the right to do what is being done to ANY sitting president.

Further, I am sick of agenda. It's everywhere. It's on the sitcoms. It's in the movies. I can't go anywhere without being told I should embrace the gay lifestyle and welcome them to church family while understanding the selfish desires of Liberal women who want to slaughter the unborn just because they have a right to be complete sluts.

Yes, it's true. The Democrats have been hijacked.

Claire McNamara Needs To Dissapear.

(CBS4) LANCASTER The widow of a volunteer Lancaster firefighter might sue several towns that responded to the fire in which her husband was killed.

Claire McNamara has notified six communities she may go ahead with wrongful death suits.

McNamara previously led a successful fight to get death benefits for families of volunteer firefighters in Massachusetts.

Martin McNamara was killed fighting a fire in Lancaster in November 2003. But his family was not allowed to collect death benefits, because he was a volunteer. Town voters then rejected a tax override that would have given Claire McNamara and her family an annuity.

With help from Governor Romney, she took her fight statewide. Last month, he signed a law which gave them a $650,000 annuity and guarantees death benefits to families of volunteer firefighters.

Lancaster was reportedly one of the towns being eyed as possible targets of a wrongful death lawsuit. But Claire McNamara’s lawyer said workers compensation laws prohibit that because her husband was a town employee.

Some residents are upset by talk of a suit because they worked hard to obtain benefits for McNamara's family.

Only now:
Lawyer says town of Lancaster can't be sued

WPRI Fox 12 LANCASTER, Mass. The town of Lancaster cannot be sued if the widow of a firefighter pursues wrongful death suits.

Right smack dab in the middle of this obvious money grabbing scheme, Claire forgot how firefighters came from not just from around the area, but around the nation when her heroic husband perished in the fire that fateful night in 2003. Claire has used this tradgedy as a get rich scheme and caused a good town with good people to have it's name drug through dirt.

Last year, Boston Rock affiliate WAAF, responding to news reports - sorry - half assed and poorly reasearched LIBERAL PROPAGANDA - bombarded the town of Lancaster with hate riddled rhetoric and sent one Mistress Carrie (not even 1/10th as badass as our own Mistress Lisa) to raise money for the already quite comfortable Claire McNamara who refuses to disclose the total dollar amount she has received both in public and private donations. The arguement from Mistress Carrie was, "He was a firefighter, you should worship him and his wife because of it." Shut up you mindless bitch, do some research on the town bio next time.

Here it is: Lancaster is roughly 50% tax exempt. Between a college in town plus all of the property they own, and the large number of churches in town, the slack is expected to be picked up the other 50% who own real estate and land. Every year the town has a crisis in the budget and pushes proposition 2 1/2 override. Sometimes people vote for it, sometimes against.

When Claire's situation came to the board, and they put it up for a vote rather than taking the responsibility for the decision for themselves, they put everyone in an awkward position. The next day, the papers all read headlines similar to: "Lancaster to McNamara Widow: Go to Hell", "REJECTED", "Not This Time, Bitch!", among other hateful and totally false headlines. What happened?

Well, they had just passed another Prop 2.5, property tax has also been raised, people were paying through the nose. This was just one more thing. You can only tax people so much before they run out of money, and, contrary to popular belief, Lancaster is not inhabited by the wealthy. The petty cash fund had run dry for most citizens. Between the fact that Claire wouldn't state how much money had been donated to her and her family and town politics that are quite unlike anything else anywhere, people had a foul taste in their mouth and felt they were being scammed.

Now this week, they get notice. Firefighters in 6 towns were bitch slapped by Claire. People who bent over backwards the Christmas of Marty's death, pouring heaps of gifts and contributions onto the McNamara kids so they could have a merry Christmas despite the grief have now all been slapped by a woman who is again and again proving she is selfish and a gold digging piece of filth.

Her Lawyer tried to divert blame to himself, being a lawyer he is used to it, but everyone sees through this. Even Claire's own family are asking themselves, "Why is she doing this?!" Why indeed.

Tune into Rant Radio Thursday, for I will take her Lawyer to the mat. The time has come for the good people of Lancaster to stop being crapped on by this ingrateful woman.

The Miracle Of Christmas.

Last year, organizations from the ACLU to the likes of Macy's tried to destroy Christmas. They banned Christmas programming, disallowed the "offensive" wishing of "Merry Christmas", and kicked the Salvation Army bell ringers from certain shopping centers as now even Santa Claus has been deemed offensive as he does not visit Pagan, Jewish, Atheist, Agnostic or Muslim Households (these are the actual reasons cited).

The problem is, Christmas is not under government control. It is not under the control of any man on this planet. Rather, the miracle of Christmas is a miracle because it is God's reminder to us of a promise made by him through his son, Jesus Christ. As such, it cannot be negated, cancelled, or otherwise controlled by ANY group or organization. What is the miracle of Christmas?

It is when a runaway child returns home on the holidays yearning for her parents' love. It is when people give freely to charities for some unknown reason. It is when a homeless person, through the kindness of a "good Samaritan" gets a new lease on life with the help of a job corp, some new clothes, and a place to stay because someone gave money that wound up creating such a miracle. It is when a Church visits the elderly who might otherwise be spending Christmas alone because family has passed.

The miracle of Christmas is the working of God himself. No one can take away any act of God.

I Mean, Come On...

Can someone explain why we are all up in arms about a Runaway Bride? And I mean a GOOD answer? While we have Racists protesting a Holocaust memorial in Boston, a free-for-all at the Mexico boarder, and Liberals saying parents have no right to know if their 13 year old daughter is getting an abortion, the media wants to worry about a runaway bride?

I realize that this country is really fascinated with everyone else's business and can't keep out noses out of it all, but in the grand scheme of things, a runaway bride is the least of our problems. Who cares? She got cold feet, she was NOT the reason a missing person investigation was launched (her rich father did that one), and she didn't murder anyone.

She got scared when she saw her face on the 6:00 news. Hell, I would too. Don't think I'd say I was abducted by anyone unless I could come up with something really good like, "...I was abducted by 3 Swiss business men and taken on board a Japanese submarine in Lake Michigan..."

I don't care what this girl did. Not my problem. I'm more concerned with Liberal pinheads deciding I'm not in charge of my kid anymore...

The Free State Project

The rebellion against Stalin-Esque Government Begins! Ironically, there is something (supposidly) in our Constitution that prohibits the over-throwing of government. So change it. I suppose there might be a fine line in there, but really, do you just let government do exactly what our fore-fathers DIDN'T want, and become a super-power?

The problem with the view on the Libertarian ideal is that most people napped through U.S. History and forgot that our country was raised on the principal of a free society with limited government and think we (the Libertarians) are all on crack...

The Democrats and Republicans alike view this as a major threat because the Republicans will no longer get rich, and the Democrats will no longer become powerful...

The way our forefathers intended it.

The Bogus Phone Company.

10 a day. That's what shows up on the caller ID. 10 "UNAVAILABLE" numbers a fricken' day. So I put in a call to the phone company and they tell me the number can't be traced, sorry... However, a call to the police suggests something entirely different. They say the number CAN be traced...

Well, after thinking about it long and hard, I decide that the phone company is giving me lip service and here's why. Whoever placed that call, whether through a machine or a human being (because when I answer the call, I get hung up on), gets billed for it. So someone in the system knows who it is.

If the person who placed that call had used it to make a hit go down, you know they would find him and prosecute him to the fullest extent of the law and the phone company would do "everything in their power to trace the call" or some well written statement to the public.

So let me get this straight, my privacy means JACK?! Here's my bigger issue. The 10 hang-ups a day don't bother me nearly as much as the privacy issue. I mean, someone can just make the number un-available and because Verizon is un-cooperative, I can't find out who they are.

Ok, high and mighty FCC, how about you make a new guideline that says ALL NUMBERS MUST POST ON ALL CALLER ID SYSTEMS! Instead of going after Floridian shock-jocks with the fervor of a horny 15 year old boy, why don't you do something about all the criminals in the telemarketing industry?

Or maybe it hasn't struck you that this "PRIVATE NAME / PRIVATE NUMBER" / "UNAVAILABLE" option we have out there could be used to abduct a poor little girl, rape her in a back ally and leave her for dead in a shallow grave somewhere in Yellowstone National Park. Then, NEVER FIND THE GUY because SELLING SOMETHING was more important than someone's life.

False Metal II

Man am I sick of snot nosed little brats trying to tell me how brilliant Nu-Metal is. Now they've decided Nu-Metal is an offensive term, so they want to call it Mallcore. Please. Give me a break or just drop dead.

To a teenager, everyone is wrong but him or her. I keep seeing this dumb arguement that Metal has always been experimental and therefore, Mallcore. Yeah, just don't crank Nightwish around me, Tarjan is a wuss because she's a Soprano. If it ain't screaming, it ain't REAL metal. This coming from kids who think Fred Durst is talented. I think I'm gonna puke.

I realize, yeah, their kids, and they really are dumb as a brick. Wouldn't know real talent if Tobias Sammet came and bashed them in the face with a shovel. Follow the crowd. Let radio dictate what your music collection looks like. I can't stand this. This is the product of the RIAA. Zombie youth who let "Scorch" from KZLL the ROCK of wherever tell them what music is cool.

Since I can't fathom kids right now because of their close-minded attitude, I will simply post these lyrics from "King Of Fools", because this song is SO about all of you.

"You feel at ease as you flock with the masses
What do you see with your heads in their asses
Keep on railing at what I believe Call me insane
and I am proud to be
And walk the wicked way..."

Yuppie Filth II: Blatant Selfishness

Hey, Happy Holidays! Right? Nope, not with this bunch of socialist pigs. The attitudes of the upper middle class never fails to irk me. I mean, where does this bunch get off? Even during the Christmas Season, they manage to project their blatant selfish attitude.

The obvious are the anti-religious zealots. Its not enough to demand we keep God completely out of schools - to the point of making kids who want to gather around the flag poll for a morning prayer on behalf of the country stop their activities because it might offend someone - but now they have to push their politically correct agenda on us all. Yeah, that works, let's negotiate with Osama Bin Laden because it's politically incorrect to go to war... You morons...

Now they want me to discontinue displaying anything that has to do with the Christmas Holiday as it was originally intended, as a celebration of the birth of Christ. With fists clenched they scream, "Take down that Nativity Scene! It's offensive!" No, you jackass, it's offensive if I replace the wisemen with Porn Stars.

I can't take this PC garbage. These people are insanely out of touch with reality. Political Correctness has nothing to do with baby Jesus. Rather we are reaching a place the bible predicted: 2 Timothy 3:2-4 "2As the end approaches, people are going to be self-absorbed, money-hungry, self-promoting, stuck-up, profane, contemptuous of parents, crude, coarse, 3dog-eat-dog, unbending, slanderers, impulsively wild, savage, cynical, 4treacherous, ruthless, bloated windbags, addicted to lust, and allergic to God. "

Oh, I know... "Vince, this sounds like preaching..." Guess what, it is. Take the two sides and measure them and then consider this: If every human on the planet used the bible as his rule book and followed it to the t, there would be no war, famine, hate, selfishness and arrogance... In a nutshell, perfection...

Now consider Politcal Correctness... It tells you to throw common sense out the window and decide that everything can be handled in a non-offensive procedure and everyone will be happy tra-la-la-la-la. It suggests that anyone who believes in a religion is a hate-monger and in-tolerant. It further suggests that everyone is entitled to something... Political Correctness means teachers send students home at Christmas because they wore a red and green combination and it might offend a classmate. Not that a 12 year old considered it... Political Correctness demands you remove candy canes from the classroom Christmas Tree because Red Stands for the blood of Christ, White stands for his purity, and the cane shape simultaneously means J for Jesus and represents a shepherds crook and therefore offensive to people who aren't Christian...

Does the latter strike you as a bit overboard? But I'm the zealot because I just quoted 2 Timothy 3:2-4...

Your Stupid Kids

You all think they are brilliant and beautiful, and yet half of you raise them to be pathetic little Liberal idiots. The current raising of the children in America is a frightening prospect. Between arrogant teenage boys who curse out anyone not dressed as a skater and teenage girls either trying to bag older men or screwing by age 12, this country is in serious trouble.

Girls have it worse. You can always smack around a teenage boy, but girls get another disease. Liberal Child Raising. The same people who bitch and moan that George Bush is destroying forestry, currently purchase housing on plots that six months ago was a forest... These suburbanite yuppie moms raise their little girls to believe that they are empowered. Well, if empowered means screwing as soon as you are able and nailing old rich men, then consider any of my future female offspring un-empowered.

By the time they are in their 20s, girls are man hunting. Someone who they can control and manipulate for eternity. By 30 they are divorced and don't understand why. Thanks mom.

Because of this awful child raising, teenage girls think it's societally acceptable to date a man 10 years their elder. After all, its about marrying into status and materialistic things... Love isn't professionally correct. You will never succeed if you are madly in love with a Fork-Lift driver... He's going nowhere...

Vince To Napa West Boylston: Welcome To Your Burial.

Evidently, I didn't fully understand the mechanics of full blown capitalism. It apparently gives you the right to tie a few small mom and pop businesses to a tree and bash them with a shovel. Hence the story opens.

About a month ago, a Worcester Store owner of a NAPA Autoparts Franchise walked into my favorite local Auto Parts Store and told the owner (a friend of mine) to her face he was going to steal her business. And so he did. He went from store to store offering his services as a parts distributor. She told me further, that one customer didn't just want to escort him off the premises, but in fact, wanted to physically remove him from the property in an un-friendly manner.

It's obvious my friend is a bit upset, and she is also un-aware of my activities on her behalf which starts out with a little verbal warning. Watch it douche. You are lower than a dung heap in the hot Egyptian sun. If you don't back off from this family owned business with a 50+ year history, I will output all of my energy into making sure you fail. You have NO IDEA who you are screwing with and I suggest you BACK OFF.

See, in radio you can easily blackball someone's business right into failure. Ever heard of the

"Phantom gourmet"? Well, it's also not illegal to go on the air and express your distrust with West Boylston NAPA... It's not bashing the whole name, just one guy. Restaurant critics do it all the time...

Welcome to the woodshed, Junior.

What Makes A Firefighter Better Than A Soldier?

The answer, is nothing. Zero. And yet, recent events have caused me to re-investigate this issue, because evidently, there is one.

Now, I understand that these men, many on a volunteer basis, go for broke and charge into a burning building for the benefit of someone who may be trapped inside. In Massachusetts, on call and volunteer guys get no pension or life insurance benefits AND in lieu of recent nastiness, this has come to light demanding a resolution.

But something was brought up that bugged me - especially when fellow members in the industry - otherwise known as DJs - dodged the question... "What makes a firefighter more of a risk taker than someone in Iraq? (BTW, a note here... All you morons that keep pronouncing this EYE-RAK - it's EH-Rak... Ok?)

Well, in my book, he ain't. If anything, they are equal. However, in this country, the Firefighter is worshipped. There may even be people who burn incense in honor of fallen firefighters. The Soldier? Heh. In some cases, despised because he is required to do the bidding of a man some people hate, the President.

People get ridiculously adamant about anyone who takes an opposing view of how great a firefighter is. They even threaten violence in some cases. This has been a problem that goes past 9/11 as some theorize. I remember it coming to center stage back in 1999 when the great ware-house fire hit Worcester, Massachusetts. Suddenly, people got this light from their head to the world and we started idolizing these men beyond what is right.

Look, I'm not taking away any glory of the job or how much of a risk it is to run into a burning building. But lets not make these men Gods. Why? Because there comes a point when it becomes silly to do so... It causes division, hatred, and in the end, threats and violence. The firefighters in my town know I admire them for their risks. Further, I have spent the last 2 weeks going to bat for them against the blood thirsty media who for some reason, didn't realize they were hurting the people they meant to defend when people in other towns started phoning in death threats to town hall. Yes, some members of the fire department work for the town full time and fielded these calls. You were threatening the people you claimed to be on the side of. Brilliant.

Skeptical Notion Deuce - "Total Lack Of Debating Ability".

Well, as you can expect, I responded to the post I spoke of when last we spoke, and found a response to it this evening. This clown sounds like a Fork Lift Driver...

For the love of f***ing C****, are you truly that g***** stupid?Seriously? Did you get dropped on your f***ing head? Is this some sort of Halloween joke?"The commies are supporting Kerry!". So f***in' what? So are the objectivists, whom I wouldn't piss on if they were on fire. (Actually, I would, but only after charging all the market would bear). Kerry's REALLY f***ing unlikely to push any Randian programs, you know?How old are you? 12? 10?

Obviously, Mr. So Far Left He Bathes in Hitler Brochures missed my point. I was making the point that if your canidate is attracting whores and scumbags, perhaps, just maybe, he might have some kind of "aura" about him that attracts them to begin with... THUS if he has such an "aura" (used for lack of a better word) maybe he's not the guy you want in office...

I could point out that this clown does not take being challenged on his whole fraudulant socialist belief system (which is, I'm from the government, I'm here to help you). But his flailing around in his response which is obvious from even the most casualist of observers should point out how desperate he is.

He also demonstrates the whole problem with the Liberals. They are a very seedy, and angry bunch. They throw temper-tantrums quicker than a 5-year-old just who just had his favorite toy taken away.

Anyone who frequents this blog knows, I've bashed both the left and right as they both suck worse than a Costa Rican prostitute. This whole response to my challenge proves how angry the left is about not being in power.

And now, for some true Vince Wylde-ism...

F them both, I hope they both die of bowel cancer. Liberals are a disgusting socialist bag of vomit and Conservatives are ugly bowls of afterbirth. Drop dead with all of your programs.

Skeptical Notion - Kerry - The Lesser Of Two Evils.

I have suspicion that this is our old friend "Morat", you know, that Player Of Games guy who's profile said he was from the UK... He's attempting now to meddle in American Politics and it's clear he's only researched the two canidates.

I've said on many occasion that Bush is no saint, but if this or any person really believes Kerry will do a better job, maybe they should look again...

The Communist Party of The United States of America, CPUSA, is publicly supporting the election of John Kerry.

No, this is not a typo...you read it correctly. The CPUSA has made available on its Web site, www.cpusa.org, an advertisement entitled Top Ten Reasons To Defeat Bush. This advertisement can be downloaded. The communist party urges readers to place this ad in local newspapers throughout the country to defeat President Bush.

Remarkably, the "Top Ten Reasons" of the Communist party are identical to those of the Democratic party; out-sourcing, homosexual rights, abortion and the like.

At first, it was thought that "this was only a coincidence." The Democratic party of the United States couldn't be in lock step with the Marxists! So, the originator of this email wrote to a spokesman of the CPUSA in Georgia and here is part of the spokesman's letter: "The CPUSA supports the John Kerry campaign with donations and volunteer effort. We believe that defeating George Bush is the single most important issue this November"
Source.

When I heard this, I can't say it surprised me. Kerry is insanely far left. As it is, Democrats have incredibly socialist ideals to begin with, so the fact that they would draw the communist audience doesn't surprise me in the least...

The argument is made on our friend's site that "On any given policy: Kerry might or might not have the right policy. He might or might not have the correct instinct. He might or might not be ready to do the correct, smart, or moral thing. But chances are, he'll be competent at what he does. His whole frickin' life has been about competence. Even when he screws up, he's managed to fix the damn thing in a competent way. Not by my watch. Not if he sells out our free country for the sake of social services which is the whole basis for the lie that is communism.

Hey, Bush isn't a saint. For that matter, he's allowed millions of jobs go over seas where people are paid wages that don't buy a cup of coffee over here.

If this is Morat, welcome back my friend. Maybe it's time to fess up to your readers that you are in fact, not from the USA at all... If you are, why do you hide behind a facade? The ever elusive "Morat" who's location is not known nor if you can believe what he stands for...

He will un-doubtably ask who I am voting for, then. And for the 100th time I will answer Mike Badnarik.

Yahoo! News - Bin Laden Says He Ordered 9/11 Attacks

Osama, Drop Dead you cancerous camel genital.

For the less Religious minded, you may want to disperse because what I say now 1)Involves Jesus Christ and Jehovah 2)Will really piss of Islam... Say what you want, but I stand for my God...

Osama, you and every other Muslim militant will be judged for your muderous actions against humanity and your arrogant view that yours is the only truth. I now quote Christian sources:

Armageddon is a corruption of the Hebrew Har Megiddo and means literally "the mount of Megiddo." During the past 4000 years, at least 34 bloody conflicts have already been fought at the ancient site of Megiddo and adjacent areas of the Jezreel Valley. Egyptians, Canaanites, Israelites, Midianites, Amalekites, Philistines, Hasmonaeans, Greeks, Romans, Muslims, Crusaders, Mamlukes, Mongols, French, Ottomans, British, Australians, Germans, Arabs and Israelis have all fought and died here. The names of the warring generals and leaders reverberate throughout history: Thutmose III, Deborah and Barak, Sisera, Gideon, Saul and Jonathan, Shishak, Jehu, Joram, Jezebel, Josiah, Antiochus, Ptolemy, Vespasian, Saladin, Napoleon, and Allenby, to name but a few of the most famous.


See, Osama, you will be judged for your crimes. For your hate, and for your actions. You are a hateful little man, and God has seen it. What happens here on this earth means little in the face of eternity. Enjoy your reign of terror while it lasts because whether by man or God himself, it will end. Then you must face God for your crimes...

Morons With Signs

Election time is only 2 weeks or so away as I write this, and everywhere people are holding signs for "Senator Douchebag" and "Representative Pinhead". I fail to understand this phenomenon every time I see it. Yet, every election time there they are whether it be local, state, or national elections. Do these unpaid volunteers expect a sign to sway a vote? I certainly hope not. I don't want to live in a country of people who vote at the prompting of a sign.

This one particular couple comes to mind. They have been standing in the same spot, breakfast, lunch, and dinner time for 4 weeks. Rain or shine. They aren't being paid, and they are standing out in rain and sun for this guy who probably doesn't even know who they are. It's come to my attention that these may be his parents, in which case, the dedication makes sense. I'd hate to think anyone would donate any and all free time to a cause such as this one.

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My apologies... The story was sent to me from a man who calls himself a Christian and is obviously being lead astray by Communist Pigs. I hope everyone over at the Communist American Free Press gets stomach cancer.

Draft Riots Feared

Read if for yourself. The Draft is coming back and with major consequences... If there was ever a time to vote it is now. The War in Iraq was over when we caught Sadam. Why are we still over there? The people of that country will not co-operate with us, and therefore, we should let them go down in flames.

Read this:
Regardless of the outcome of next November’s presidential election, the federal government will initiate a military draft in 2005, unless there is a dramatic slackening of the need for U.S. troops for the ongoing war in Iraq and for “peacekeeping” duties around the world.

Yes, you read correctly, a draft. A real, Viet-Nam-esque draft. I don't know if this is stupid, or just arrogant... But this country has a serious problem... We're fighting an enemy that does not follow the rules of engagement. They are cowards who attack downwind in the name of a God that does not exist. (Sorry, calling a lemon and lemon here. This is a place where my Christianity will show through.)

And yet, we expect to stop said enemy with tactics designed for a normal battle field. Where the enemy has enough bullocks to come out and face us rather than hide. We should pack it up, and punch out before we lose anymore lives rather than forcing people into military service in the name of a losing war. We need to go back to the drawing board and realize maybe all the political correctness in war time is bullox and it just may be time to grow a set and bomb the living crap out of our enemy.

A New Toy To Play With. Vince Vs. John Kerry, Presidential Canidate.
John Kerry

Yes, THE John Kerry. Evidently, he's also a blogger. By the looks of things, he doesn't find it horribly necessary to keep in touch with his canidates. Let's pick this blog apart piece by piece, shall we?

First, he starts with the usual bragging. "Here are all the great things I've done..." And in HIS posted order they are...


1. Addressed the South Carolina Jefferson Jackson Day Dinner (Dick Harpootlian, if you're reading, I'd like to tell you that "You Da Man!")

2. Addressed the DLC

3. Addressed the Congressional Black Caucus (As I'll be reminding you throughout the campaign, I was the first Senator to call for Trent Lott to step down as Senate Majority Leader)

4. Won re-election to the Senate by a landslide, with 81% of the vote

5. And, of course, I became the second Democrat to (un)officially throw my hat into the ring for our party's nomination for President of the United States by starting an exploratory committee.

Hooray for you. May I politely remind you of your party's communist ideals... Yeah, you are now running for president, even if you can't make up your mind what you stand for. And I could give a toss about the other issues. People in Massachusetts vote for you because they are deaf, dumb, and blind idiots. So your 81% victory is simply not impressive. NEXT!

Not to brag or anything, but I'm mopping up the competition in fundraising right now, and I frankly don't see anyone surpassing us in the long run. But it's going to be a long, vigorous, and vital campaign, and I look forward to discussing with my fellow Democrats and Americans our vision for the future of the country. It will certainly be bright if I am elected!

Too bad you're just as dishonest about fund-raising as the Republicans are... NEXT!

I suppose that's all for now. I'll try to be a little bit more diligent about keeping in touch this year, but hopefully you'll understand if I'm not able to. Between stopping the Bush-Lott juggernaut's far-right agenda in the Senate and presenting the alternative Democratic agenda both in the Senate and in my campaign, (and not to mention dealing with petty little things like that ridiculous haircut story-not that I stayed up at night thinking about it or anything, but I have to say that it frustrates me a lot to see people trying to smear me for such superficial and petty reasons as how and by whom I have my hair cut. And then they throw in a little bit of class warfare-ism by implying that I'm out of touch because I spend $75 on my coif. But I haven't been able to get anything cheaper than that since I was at St. Paul's, frankly, and I'll be darned if my hair looks as anarchic as it did back then!!) I'll be plenty busy! I'll leave you with a picture of someone even more beautiful (and with even better hair!) than myself: my wife Teresa.

Well, he blew it on the first point. Here it is October and no one's heard word one since this was posted back in January 2003! He also speaks of the Marxist "alternative" Democratic agenda which is more or less, "I'm from the government, I'm here to help you." Screw you, Kerry. I don't want your help. As far as the haircut goes, UGH. Hair Cut? Who cares? How about some issues if you are (did) going to run? And then he assaults everyone's senses with a picture of that horse he married... But as luck would have it, he went to the AOL School of hyperlinking and you can't see it. Thank God!

We all know that the presidential race is another "ho-hum" game where the lesser of two evils will get voted for. No one votes for the qualified guy, they vote for the guy who will screw the country up less. My money's on Mike Badnarik.

Arrogant And Ignorant Morons

I'm working at the radio station right now and just fielded a call from this angry hose beast who very arrogantly cited why she didn't listen anymore. She asked, "Youre still playing that dumb music, aren't you?" I calmly explained (very out-of-character for me) why exactly the format was swicthed only to hear the response. "Well, I don't care I don't listen anymore. Goodbye!!!" {CLICK!!}

Listen to me you self abosorbed arrogant bitch. First, you're very fortunate you didn't do your vemom spewing during MY SHOW (as it is I play the role of executive producer and don't get much air time as a result). I would have bashed and humiliated you live in front of a national audience you OLD ZERO. Go eat your damn prunes and rub your old, wrinkled feet in epsom salt.

Second: Realize there are key elements to running a radio station. One of them is, if a format doesn't work, change it. Did it ever occur to your ancient ass that MAYBE the station changed because they were not able to do well with the format you so much love? So I suppose the station should have just gone under for the sake of your personal tastes? Lady. with all due respect, go to hell. Sounds like you are already well on your way. Anyone in your age bracket that acts like you do belongs in prison and should withdraw from the gene pool immeadiatly. Here's a dollar and go f*** yourself. Tramp.