A New Toy To Play With. Vince Vs. John Kerry, Presidential Canidate.
John Kerry

Yes, THE John Kerry. Evidently, he's also a blogger. By the looks of things, he doesn't find it horribly necessary to keep in touch with his canidates. Let's pick this blog apart piece by piece, shall we?

First, he starts with the usual bragging. "Here are all the great things I've done..." And in HIS posted order they are...


1. Addressed the South Carolina Jefferson Jackson Day Dinner (Dick Harpootlian, if you're reading, I'd like to tell you that "You Da Man!")

2. Addressed the DLC

3. Addressed the Congressional Black Caucus (As I'll be reminding you throughout the campaign, I was the first Senator to call for Trent Lott to step down as Senate Majority Leader)

4. Won re-election to the Senate by a landslide, with 81% of the vote

5. And, of course, I became the second Democrat to (un)officially throw my hat into the ring for our party's nomination for President of the United States by starting an exploratory committee.

Hooray for you. May I politely remind you of your party's communist ideals... Yeah, you are now running for president, even if you can't make up your mind what you stand for. And I could give a toss about the other issues. People in Massachusetts vote for you because they are deaf, dumb, and blind idiots. So your 81% victory is simply not impressive. NEXT!

Not to brag or anything, but I'm mopping up the competition in fundraising right now, and I frankly don't see anyone surpassing us in the long run. But it's going to be a long, vigorous, and vital campaign, and I look forward to discussing with my fellow Democrats and Americans our vision for the future of the country. It will certainly be bright if I am elected!

Too bad you're just as dishonest about fund-raising as the Republicans are... NEXT!

I suppose that's all for now. I'll try to be a little bit more diligent about keeping in touch this year, but hopefully you'll understand if I'm not able to. Between stopping the Bush-Lott juggernaut's far-right agenda in the Senate and presenting the alternative Democratic agenda both in the Senate and in my campaign, (and not to mention dealing with petty little things like that ridiculous haircut story-not that I stayed up at night thinking about it or anything, but I have to say that it frustrates me a lot to see people trying to smear me for such superficial and petty reasons as how and by whom I have my hair cut. And then they throw in a little bit of class warfare-ism by implying that I'm out of touch because I spend $75 on my coif. But I haven't been able to get anything cheaper than that since I was at St. Paul's, frankly, and I'll be darned if my hair looks as anarchic as it did back then!!) I'll be plenty busy! I'll leave you with a picture of someone even more beautiful (and with even better hair!) than myself: my wife Teresa.

Well, he blew it on the first point. Here it is October and no one's heard word one since this was posted back in January 2003! He also speaks of the Marxist "alternative" Democratic agenda which is more or less, "I'm from the government, I'm here to help you." Screw you, Kerry. I don't want your help. As far as the haircut goes, UGH. Hair Cut? Who cares? How about some issues if you are (did) going to run? And then he assaults everyone's senses with a picture of that horse he married... But as luck would have it, he went to the AOL School of hyperlinking and you can't see it. Thank God!

We all know that the presidential race is another "ho-hum" game where the lesser of two evils will get voted for. No one votes for the qualified guy, they vote for the guy who will screw the country up less. My money's on Mike Badnarik.

Arrogant And Ignorant Morons

I'm working at the radio station right now and just fielded a call from this angry hose beast who very arrogantly cited why she didn't listen anymore. She asked, "Youre still playing that dumb music, aren't you?" I calmly explained (very out-of-character for me) why exactly the format was swicthed only to hear the response. "Well, I don't care I don't listen anymore. Goodbye!!!" {CLICK!!}

Listen to me you self abosorbed arrogant bitch. First, you're very fortunate you didn't do your vemom spewing during MY SHOW (as it is I play the role of executive producer and don't get much air time as a result). I would have bashed and humiliated you live in front of a national audience you OLD ZERO. Go eat your damn prunes and rub your old, wrinkled feet in epsom salt.

Second: Realize there are key elements to running a radio station. One of them is, if a format doesn't work, change it. Did it ever occur to your ancient ass that MAYBE the station changed because they were not able to do well with the format you so much love? So I suppose the station should have just gone under for the sake of your personal tastes? Lady. with all due respect, go to hell. Sounds like you are already well on your way. Anyone in your age bracket that acts like you do belongs in prison and should withdraw from the gene pool immeadiatly. Here's a dollar and go f*** yourself. Tramp.

AK-47s, M-16 A2, and Other Assault Rifles.

The big campaign issue has now become assault rifles. The Liberals whining that now every drug dealer will be armed to the teeth with semi-automatic assault weapons.... Hey stupid - they are already. Can I get an Amen!

We've seen this before in the 1980's with Regan's famous war on drugs. That was successful, right? Oh, wait... I could probably find a quick coke fix within about 20 minutes... Right, that didn't work either.

The argument that taking away everybody's gun will deprive criminals of theirs as well is an old one and has never failed to be incorrect. A crack dealer doesn't walk into Sully's Guns And Ammo, put down his ID and wait 7 days to legally own a 30-06. He finds someone as shady as he is, buys a gun and moves on. The only thing that disarming U.S. citizens will do is make good, honest, law-abiding people defenseless against thugs, terrorists, and the occasional black bear that happens by their front porch.

This idea of a Government run society the Democrats have is Communist, and phase one is to eradicate weapon ownership. You can't stop communism if you don't have a gun to shoot Stalin with, now can you?

NEW LOOK.

Because Blogger decided to go re-write all my html and render the original template useless in order to put their new task-bar feature, I've been forced to upload a new template (one of theirs). Maybe I can get Mistress Lisa to get me another original one... Lets hope.

-V

Pointless False-Metal Worship: Musicianship Vs. Garbage

Lately, I've been on this debate with people who consider Curt Cobain as one of music's few elite. Calling his lyrical ability "pure genius" and crediting him with "inadvertently ushering in the grunge era." At the risk of getting numerous hate mails, let me dispel this myth right here and now.

After Nirvana changed the face of music back in 1991 by refusing to wash, learn more than three chords, or look at the audience as opposed to the floor, metal took a big dump. Bands that looked and acted like rock stars were replaced by people who thought they could play, but couldn't, making every idiot who ever picked up a guitar a canidate for the music world.

After Curt blew his brains out with a .12 Gauge (ironic, eh?), RIAA spawned Nu-Metal. The American audience had actually grown a pair and demanded a return of metal. However, RIAA gets off on controlling people's taste in music. And, consequently, knowing most Americans are apathetic and mindless, knew they could get by with what amounts to glorified Alternative Rock.

Kids are continually fed half rate bands who know 3 chords and are also highly disposable. No Rock fan in America seems to have enough bullocks to step away from FM Radio and form his own taste in music. Rather, they seem satisfied with letting moronic rock DJ's who are controlled by the major labels (RIAA, to be exact) to spin this garbage until it catches on. The DJ's are so full of crap, they even believe themselves when they tell the listeners, "This Music is incredible.... What a great CD! System Of A Down is genius!" They refuse to acknowledge bands with more talent in their thumb than someone like, say, Godsmack has in their whole arsenal.

And the live shows. I'm so sick of hearing jocks at local WAAF tell you how great Localbazooka is with all these no-talent bands while Savatage has to tour Europe and Asia where Metal is still respected because they aren't respected by their own country. Thanks RIAA. I hope you drown in a sewer. The live shows blow. When bands aren't shoe-gazing, they are hopping around like a bunch of gay Kangaroos. Sure there may be lights, but forget the spectacle we USED to get, that's long gone.

A note: I actually have a lot of respect for the Jocks at WAAF, 107.3 in Boston MA. The personalities clearly make that station. I just can't stomach the playlist... Will someone out there please make their own playlist and get away from RIAA?

Man Shoots Bear, Liberals Take Guns.

"PALMER, Mass. - A homeowner fatally shot a 300-pound bear who first made off with bird seed from a porch, eluded police, then returned and tried to enter the front door.

"The bear was coming right at me," Allan Jurkowski told the Republican of Springfield. "It was terrorizing my front porch. ... I couldn't take it anymore."
Jurkowski, who fired four rounds Sunday night from his shotgun into the male bear, said he felt bad but feared the bear returned for his Chihuahuas or for him and his wife. "

And today, they took his guns and license away and also fined him for discharging a fire arm within X amount of feet of a residence.

You want to know something? If an animal invades my property, knocking down bird feeders, eating my cats, and threatening my family, he gets a bullet in the head and I serve him up at the next big family meal. Further, no Liberal is taking my guns OR my license. Consider yourself lucky I bother to get a license because I don't believe in your gun laws - criminals are still able to get weapons by the crate full.

The 7 Deadly Sins Of America Part 1

Pride is excessive belief in one's own abilities, that interferes with the individual's recognition of the grace of God. It has been called the sin from which all others arise. Pride is also known as Vanity.

And America is VERY prideful. Only this particular sin is devoted entirely to Government. Face it. The Democrats are cocky because they think they can think for everyone else. Their idea, it would seem, is America as a Communism. Where Uncle Sam tells you what's in your best interest, and Christianity is more of a nuisance than a help along with it's "wormy God." Republicans are prideful because they believe in a Capitalist society where the non-businessman gets buried alive and it doesn't really matter if they do, because they can always leave.

It is a keen observation that can be made that when America turned from a very devoted attention to God, it started to go right into the toilet. Like it or not Christianity does bring order without any kind of communistic - or - ahem - socialistic rule imposed on people. Sure, non-believers bitch that Christianity sucks and they hate bible thumpers, but they fail to make note of the fact that while this was the way of the majority, you didn't have socialists telling you where to put your money, if you were allowed to drink or smoke, or what kind of food you were allowed to eat.

"Um, Vince, this is dangerously close to preaching."

No, file this under ironic musings. Yes, I'm making a point. Take it or leave it. No one is forced to read this page, they come here of their own power. I didn't appear anywhere and say "Repaint! And thin no more!" - Err... "Repent! And sin no more!" because it's not my job NOR my right to judge other people.

Every Day I'm Forced To Add Another Name To A Long List Of People Who Piss Me Off...

...And today, Scott Peterson gets that honor....

"On Tuesday, the defendant's former mistress testified that her first date with Peterson included slow-dancing, champagne, and sex at a hotel room. But she says she didn't know he was married.

Peterson is accused of killing his pregnant wife, Laci, and their unborn son, Connor.
According to Frey, their relationship quickly went from a hotel-room tryst after their first blind date to something serious enough for her to trust him alone with her young daughter just two weeks later.

Prosecutors allege that Peterson's relationship with Amber Frey led him to murder his pregnant wife, Laci.

Frey, the government's star witness, testified Tuesday that Peterson did not wear a wedding ring and she didn't know he was married when they met on Nov. 20, 2002. He poured champagne in his hotel room, putting a strawberry in her glass, and they had sex later that night. The next morning, he left her with his cell number, not his home number. " -A/P

I hope this moron gets prostate cancer and dies. Everywhere I look women are superficial and looking for THIS IDIOT. Why? Read it again: "Frey, the government's star witness, testified Tuesday that Peterson did not wear a wedding ring and she didn't know he was married when they met on Nov. 20, 2002. He poured champagne in his hotel room, putting a strawberry in her glass, and they had sex later that night. "

Oh, yeah the guy is smooth. But this is my point about the whole friggin' country. Women want the player because he's as slick as cat puke. They forget he's as phony as a 3 dollar bill. Try and find a woman who isn't fascinated with the idea of meeting a guy like this who drives the car, who has the job, who makes the dough. It's like trying to find a needle in a stack of needles.

Sorry, but you women are clueless. You don't really have any idea what the hell you want. You've fooled yourself into thinking it's the look, the job, the money, and the ability to act like this guy. "Only, minus murdering the wife and could you make him available please?"

Man am I sick of women in this country. I always see the friggin' Puerto Rican wannabe with the 90% plastic car, loud muffler and attitude problem wheeling the good looking chicks for the 20 somethings.

For the older ladies it seems to be prominent yuppie filth. Maybe you should all take a cue from Amber Frey and realize maybe these smooth talking, seemingly loaded, BMW driving, yuppie pieces of filth are just that. FILTH. Phony and completely material.

Maybe next time the quiet guy who always sends you flowers on Valentines day every year because he really thinks you are something special, you should give him a friggin' chance. Maybe he's the real one. Maybe, just maybe, this is one of the reasons why the divorce rate is so high in this country.

Male Denial And The Under 18 Girl.

Recently, the DJs on a local morning show were arguing about whether or not they check out girls under 18. One of the members, Spaz was saying he did, while the others were somewhat less anxious to admit any appeal to any girl under 18. Let me settle this once and for all.

Male nature is to admire beauty. What one does with this once attention has been triggered is what either makes you a male or makes you a predator. First, let me prove the majority of men in this country do look at girls under 18.

To examples:
1: The national High School Cheerleading Competition.
2: Miss Teen USA

The first is obvious. Teenage girls dancing around in mini skirts, doing cheers and other male appeasing activities. (I mean, come on. Would a woman design an outfit like the ones used in Cheerleading??)

The second just came to my attention last night as Miss Teen USA Was on. Some of the girls were as young as 16 years old, such as Miss South Dakota. http://www.yenra.com/miss-south-Dakota-teen-USA/ . Let's be serious. This pageant is a huge ratings pop and the audience is not made up of middle aged lesbian soccer moms who drool over high school girls (although that's probably some weird male fantasy somewhere).

So why are men running from this statistical fact? Easy. Nature says we're looking at the 16 year old, legislation says, we better not be or it's prison time. I'm tired of Men denying this up and down like they have no pulse and are legally blind. If you've read my blog about "Chocolate Covered Teenage Girls" you'd realize men slip up on a regular basis and make is blatantly obvious they are well aware of these girls. VERY well aware.

As I said before, it's not a crime to notice beauty... It's to what level you go to with this observation and your reaction to it.

Idiots.

That guy who blasted through the left turn only lane to save a measly 10 seconds.

That bitch from the super market who shoved you out of her way to buy a gallon of low carb milk.

That soccer mom in the Hum-V who doesn't seem to be bothered by the blatant "HUMMER" logo emblazoned on the grill.

That idiot who drives the Jaguar X-Type and whines the his turn signal lightbulb is 95 cents.

That moron that hit the DPW truck and then DROVE AWAY thinking he could avoid the police.

The jackass that parked across 12 parking spaces at the local conveninance store because he was in too much of a hurry to observe decent parking etiquette.

The idiot woman who whined that she MIGHT go to a bar and my cigarettes would bother her.

The ass from town who left his crappy Buick in a neighbor's yard up against a tree because he couldn't drive straight enough in his drunken stupor to get in his own damn driveway.

....And this is all in one week, mind you...

The DNC In Boston

Well here we go with another exciting lesson in how to screw off for a week and cost a city thousands. All the Democratic all-stars are here:

John Kerry, Presidential Nominee
Bill and Hilary Clinton
Michael Moore
6000 or so nameless Democrat ass kissers

A local radio personality hit the nail on the head. He called this the epicenter of Worldwide Communism. Because, really, that's what the Socialist agenda boils down to.

These people scare and disgust me. The Commonwealth of Massachusetts is a prime example of what happens when a Liberal even half gets their way. "We are intervening on your behalf because our paperwork says it's in your best interest."

Right now this action is narrowed down to just childcare and family matters. Any place a child is you will see these idiots with their pages of statistics butting into many situations they are not wanted or needed. There's some truth to the Mike Badnarik ad that quotes John Kerry saying, "I'm John Kerry, and you can trust me to run your life." That's what the Liberals want for this country. Their help even if you'd prefer to do without. Stalin anyone?

Teen Modeling Sites.

She's got all the makings of the perfect woman. All the right curves, perfectly shaped legs, perfect skin... Expect when you see her baby face and realize... Holy S, she's 15... Hence the Teen Modeling Sites. They are quite possibly the second biggest non-nude commodity on the internet. Legend has it, it all started with the video of some girls birthday party that logged in thousands of hits in one week.

The market reached it's peak somewhere in 2000 to 2001 although I don't have the figures that represent how many websites there were at one time. However, every media outlet in the country that found out about this ran a story. Most of them citing what perverts built the sites and what even bigger perverts viewed them. I'll give them the second one, but that's it.

Modern day parents all want their daughters to be little stars. Fine. However, in attempt to do so, they purchase a digital camera, sexy little outfits - ranging from miniskirts to lingerie, hire a webmaster and produce a website that gets about 50,000 hits a day.

You pay a webmaster enough money, he'll design whatever you want. Parents take all the responsibility for this. Sure the money rolls in and within a year you have enough money to put little Susie through college... But have you ever thought about who your target audience is?

Boys your daughter's age don't have a credit card. Mom and Dad aren't going to buy him a subscription, because, that's just wrong and creepy. So your audience is over 18. Statistics show that the buyer is an average age of 42.

So because of the media hype, Visa won't offer services for subscription. The sites are now limited to online checking, phone cards, or other payment services. But you know something? This isn't going away... Not on your life.

Chocolate Covered Teenage Girls.
 
The other day I was driving through town when I passed five girls covered in what was either mud or some sort of Chocolate Sauce. This, naturally, created quite a scene given the male mind and how it works. Men all over town were buzzing about this phenomenon. There was no explanation as to what they were doing or why they were covered in a brown gooey substance.

Today, I opened the paper and there was the article. Five girls ages 13 to 15, had filled a kiddy pool full of chocolate pudding, rolled around in it, and then went around town seeing how many high-fives they could get. The reason for this? One of them was moving away...

I stopped and thought, what Suburbanite yuppie mom thought this was innocent? Even men who were not pedophiles that I ran into were saying "What they would have smeared the girls in..." It was obvious they were younger, under 16 even...

So what mom said, "Oh, it's just innocent kid stuff to smear yourself in pudding and walk all over town high-fiving mostly men..."

I understand the girls being naive. However, I am now fully convinced that parents in America are clueless.  How anyone could watch any broadcast TV and see similar connotations of such things being sexual is beyond me... One things for sure, don't let your kids do this...

Who Will Vince Vote For?
 

So here comes the 2004 elections. Kerry Versus Bush. People seem to think I don't stand for anything because I've pretty much been dragging both candidates right through the dirt. Well, let's weigh them out, shall we?

Bush: This 4 year champion of oppressed Camel Jockeys has the record to actually look at. So far, he's helped unite a country because of September 11th, avenge his father, and go hunting for non existent WMDS. I'm not going to get into the schematics about the WMDS and their location or lack thereof because, let's be honest, not one American in this country really has any clue and anyone saying they do is lying. Bush cut taxes but then also cut overtime pay to the lower class. He has tried to ban gay marriage to no avail as no one wants to be his co-pilot when this ship crashes in the sea of morals.

 

Kerry: Kerry is a tool. Let's face it. The only thing you know about Kerry is 1)He doesn't stand for a damn thing - the guy changes his mind at every corner. 2)In light of recent events we also discovered he's homo-erotic. The one thing we do know it that Kerry will ask the U.N. permission to use the toilet and any decision that is any more serious than that as well.

 

Ok, so who does Vince vote for? Michael Badnarik. Why? Out of the three he has stances on issues that are well thought out, even if I don't agree 100% The biggest is the war in Iraq. What would Mike do? Pull the troops and bring them home. Amen brother. What about the next time terrorism strikes? In Mike's own words:

 

"The proper response would have been to present the evidence as to who committed the heinous act both to Congress and to the people, and have Congress authorize the president to track down the individuals actually responsible, doing everything possible to avoid inflicting harm on innocents. "

 

The second reason I would vote for him: "Gun Control Means Being Able to Hit your Target." This guy understands that part of the reason terrorists have a field day with us is that 70% of us are completely ignorant to the right to a firearm. We think people who own them are sociopaths and need to have their guns removed. However, a nation of citizens who are well-armed is quite less inviting to a terrorist as we might just start shooting back.

 

For more info on Michael Badnarik visit http://www.badnarik.org .

 

Kids - The Truth

A lot of people walk around thinking their kids are the best. Good looking, smart, and in many cases, perfect. I have a news flash for you. They aren't.

Look, if every moron on the planet who had kids, had perfect kids, well, then there would be no bullies in schools. Let's face it. It's already obvious some people do not live on this planet mentally. The same group is probably going to think their buck-toothed 300 pound little girl is model material while they plop her in front of the tube and stuff their kids full of twinkies.

The educational system has taken a dump in recent years and kids are put on the bottom of the list of priorities. Teachers are under paid and over worked and the problem doesn't get any better. Kids are raised by people who shouldn't even have kids and not taught them basic societal morals.

Hey, society is breaking down, and not everybody's kid is smart, good looking or even well behaved. The bottom line is parents need to wake up and realize this and maybe, I don't know, PARENT for a change. Make your kids exercise, study, shut off the Playstation 2, and take them to a lyposuction / plastic surgery clinic.

The Great Boston Democratic - WASTE OF TIME AND RESOURCES.

Here comes the K-Train, everybody on board. Incidentally, K-Train as in John Kerry, nominee at large. Look, I hate the liberal yo-yos with a passion. Thanks to them, I have to deal with people having a never ending nicotine fit because it was in my best interest not to be inhaling second-hand smoke.

The fact is, Boston will shut down. Business will be on a weeklong hiatus, cops will be working 12 hour shifts... In the long run, the city will spend more money than it makes. Menino is an idiot, we all know it. If you didn't, here's your reality check. We are spending more money on security for a bunch of Liberal wackos "officially" doing something that indicates somehow John Kerry is the man to run for high office.

Didn't we already know that? Didn't we decide a while ago this tool was running against George W. Bush? Or did I just imagine all the declarations that were made announcing John Kerry the winner? Tools. So we now have to spend thousands to make sure a terrorist doesn't hi-jack a subway and drive it into the fleet center. Brilliant.

Farenheit 911 - A Movie By A Fat Meaty Breasted Little Zilch.

Michael Moore. Yeah, what a waste of human life. Farenheit 9/11 is nothing more than propaganda. This movie isn't anti-Bush, it's anti-America. It's obvious from the contents within that Michael Moore hates his country and all of it's inhabitants.

The clip from the trailer that has George W. Bush speaking about taking out your enemies... "BLAH BLAH BLAH - Now watch this Drive." Was actually not referring to Al-Queda but problems existing in Pakistan. But if you are a Michael Moore disciple, you'd think it was about Al-Queda because Moore himself said so.

The Liberal media keeps calling this film, loaded with creative license, a documentary. They even have people in other countries calling it that. But see, a documentary is fact based and Farenheit 9/11 is loaded with fiction. From the fictional Al-Queda quote from above to the debated "7 minutes" in the Florida School room, this film is nothing more than a left wing wet dream.

It does prove that if you put something on a movie screen, get a few people to utter "documentary" and soon people decide it's gospel.

"Moore is unapologetic about the tone and timbre of 'Fahrenheit,' calling it an 'op-ed' piece rather than a documentary. The point he makes best, however, is that if the Bush administration was free to exaggerate its claims about weapons of mass destruction and Saddam Hussein’s supposed connection to 9-11, as a filmmaker he should get a chance to do the same in reverse."

Hey, Bush is no Saint. He stole over-time pay from the lower class blue-collars. But if we're going to just make up facts - then maybe I should make a film as well about how John Kerry blew up thousands of school Children in Vietnam... That's not true either, but if I can get a few people to utter "documentary" maybe it will become true...

Sheer Ignorance Is NOT a New Style Of Panty Hose.

Stupidity comes in droves. The walking undead. The societal breakdown because people can't be bothered and figure ignorance is always a good copout. An example?

Well, traffic always works. There's this intersection near by that has an obvious left turn only lane. When painted, no one ignores it. One or two people may get the deer in the headlights look, but most people appear to be observant. But the paint is faded, the sign really only says "Left Turn Signal"...

So a few people park in the lane and the light turns green. They don't move. The traffic behind them gets irritated and honks their horn because the idiot in the Green Suburban is going straight.

This same moron has been commuting through this town for 10 years. He's always known that lane was strictly for a left turn. Today, he's in a hurry and he notices the paint is gone indicating the left turn only clause. Traffic is a good 50 yards back, so he jumps into the left lane with one goal: To cut out a bunch of traffic and make better time home from work. If he's stopped by a police officer, he can just claim he didn't know.

This is just an example of how people are becoming more and more self centered. Sure, traffic is an easy example but you can spot this kind of mentality everywhere. In the store, at the amusement park, at the car show. People using ignorance as an excuse to do what normally is simply un-acceptable.

In Closing...

You know, after reading the posts of this Morat idiot along with his next door neighbor and fellow Star-Trek / Goth pal Matt - I've decided this must all end.

One of the things a good debater possesses is the ability to admit when he's wrong. We'll, I'm wrong. I was wrong to enter a debate with these two dead batteries. They are both entitled to their own opinion, but let's face it: This whole thing was a pissing contest with each contestant trying to show how much more brilliant than the other he was. All that was accomplished is six people from Matt's side got very apathetically pissed off, and Morat was one of the six.

What did I learn? Well, Matt taught me to remember my audience. Matt has this habit of using large words that the average person wouldn't understand. He's tossing insults around but most don't get it because they need a dictionary to define what he's saying. Here's a clue: When zinging someone, it only counts if they actually know they've been zinged. I did, but I imagine because it's because of my vast English vocabulary gained from being a Talk Radio student for so many years. Most people's vocabulary are not as advanced as Matt's. The only other I've witnessed is Zion's.

I also learned some things aren't worth arguing over. While I truly believe in the music of Spit Like This as it is unique and a step away from the garbage the U.S. has been spewing forth, to keep on in a battle of wits with two un-armed opponents is not only pointless, but it's kind of dumb.

So if it makes these two high-school buddies happy, I give you the win. I simply have much more important things to write about such as current events in my country, Michael Moore (the douchebag) and music... As always. So there you have it.

3rd Opponent In The "Goth" Wars.

Enter: Gurgeh Morat - some drone who a)doesn't know where the legendary page itself exists on blogger, b)obviously is starved for attention and c)wants everyone to be afraid that he might break into their computer. I have your ISP address so I already have enough to send the hounds of hell after you should you try anything.

Let's review this zero's entry.

"VinceWylde" posts a challenge blog ve blog but then completely fails to get the link correct and (the resultant) no ping to weblogs.com causes the message to fail to get home.

Alright, we've successfully beaten this horse to death. Evidently, these two are making a reach. Our friend Gurgeh seems to think he is some kind of referee. Well, I for one didn't invite him anywhere. However, like Matt B, he's entitled to his opinion. He makes a weak attempt at making me look like the fool...

The round is not over yet and the "VinceWylde" jock from round 2 comes for a pop he weaves in and out lays a few insults down and generally looks like he is going for gold when (as I have noted) he lays the knockout blow on himself.

I'm glad to see this guy will never make sports casting. He's just way to opinionated. Well, let me address this. He attempts to point out that I get a real good rant going and then - ultimately - have nothing.

Ok, so these two want it kicked up a notch. Fine. As of 9:00 EDT Friday Night, go to Vince Wylde's Audio Blog Entries and lets see if the Pen is mightier than the Shock Jock from the USA. You guys want a fight? Then grow a pair and step into my arena. Behind the mic, no one is my equal.