The Ultimate Cool

Someone once said, "Every Day I'm Forced To Add Another Name To A List Of People Who Piss Me Off". Today, it's teenagers. Ok, granted. Not every single one of them are what Z from Spit LIke This are what you call townies, but a large portion of them are. What is a "Townie"? Someone who cannot tolerate anyone even remotely different from them.

I have long hair, long hair is not in right now, therefore the ultra-hip Generation Y has labeled me "Gay". Not gay as in Homo sexual, but gay as in "Not Cool". Amazing. The terminology hasn't changed in 15 years and it's still wrong.

How have I reached this conclusion? It's hard to not reach said conclusion when a bunch of seniors in high school getting in a truck yell "Rock On, Dude!" as you pass solely based on the fact that you have long hair. Well, in the words of Jim Bruer, "Walk it off, deek." Who the hell died and made you king snake? And what defines your dumb ass as being cool? The fact that you follow trends and do what everyone else does because it's what "the in crowd is doing?" Well, stupid, wait till you get out of school and have to cash the reality check that is paid to "Mr. Rico Suave Of The Swingin' Teens Club" that says trends that mattered, don't. That guy you stuffed in his locker on a daily basis will most likely wind up being your boss, famous, or both. And all those Tommy Hilfiger Jeans you spent 75$ a piece on officially went out of style when you were handed your diploma.

Welcome to my world, Junior. Now, you're my bitch.

You Are Not God's Gift To The Roadways I'm so sick of you pyshos who think you are God behind the wheel. Give me a break. The fact is, most Americans will do anything to avoid a fight. Yet when some of you are behind the wheel, you find it necessary to tailgate, finger flip (after doing something rude), speed excessively and lane surf. Get over it. You look like a jackass. Not to mention there are people who are far better drivers than you and can cause you to flip your stupid Mercedes without becoming part of the melee themselves. It's called "Defensive Driving" and most of you are just offensive.

Why we make seatbelt laws to justify ourselves I don't get. The problem isn't people who won't buckle up, it's other drivers. In Massachusetts, where I live, most drivers mentalities are, "I'm right, your in my way f*&^k off!" And this is the average driver. Imagine how bad it must be for someone who suffers from acute road rage.

Look, most of you would back down if we went toe-to-toe anywhere else, so don't suddenly grow a pair just because you're in the safe confines of your SUV. Because, truth be known, if we're at a red light I might just walk up and chew you out. And then we'll see you really aren't so tough.

Molly Bish Part 2 Molly was positively identified yesterday. First, let me say my thoughts and prayers go out to this family for everything they have endured. Without doubt, knowing the God I serve, I can tell them with all certainty, God was with Molly in her darkest hour.

Now, let me move onto whoever abducted her. I am at a loss for who could do something like this to a female at all. It boggles my mind. But how someone can do this to someone who I have heard over and over again was as beautiful inside and out as Molly, is unthinkable. I didn't even know Molly, and yet, my heart breaks whenever I see her photo. This wouldn't be that un-usual except I see pictures of kids abducted all the time and my heart doesn't ache half as badly as when I see her picture. No doubt, the guy who did this should be annihilated. We should make him our first suicide bomber and march him right into an Al Queda terrorist camp and blow him to bits.

But why does my heart crumble at her photo? She was just another random girl to me, as I never knew her or her family. My answer is this. God had a plan for her life. A big plan. Now, in the Christian realm, we know God has a plan for everyone's life. But he had a GRAND scheme planned for Molly's. So in essence, what did this foul man do by killing her? We may never know. I know at 16 she had already touched a lot of lives, but how many more would she have touched? It's time to break out the TNT and deliever some justice, but this guy will probably only get life in protected custody.