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Saturday, July 03, 2004

In Closing...

You know, after reading the posts of this Morat idiot along with his next door neighbor and fellow Star-Trek / Goth pal Matt - I've decided this must all end.

One of the things a good debater possesses is the ability to admit when he's wrong. We'll, I'm wrong. I was wrong to enter a debate with these two dead batteries. They are both entitled to their own opinion, but let's face it: This whole thing was a pissing contest with each contestant trying to show how much more brilliant than the other he was. All that was accomplished is six people from Matt's side got very apathetically pissed off, and Morat was one of the six.

What did I learn? Well, Matt taught me to remember my audience. Matt has this habit of using large words that the average person wouldn't understand. He's tossing insults around but most don't get it because they need a dictionary to define what he's saying. Here's a clue: When zinging someone, it only counts if they actually know they've been zinged. I did, but I imagine because it's because of my vast English vocabulary gained from being a Talk Radio student for so many years. Most people's vocabulary are not as advanced as Matt's. The only other I've witnessed is Zion's.

I also learned some things aren't worth arguing over. While I truly believe in the music of Spit Like This as it is unique and a step away from the garbage the U.S. has been spewing forth, to keep on in a battle of wits with two un-armed opponents is not only pointless, but it's kind of dumb.

So if it makes these two high-school buddies happy, I give you the win. I simply have much more important things to write about such as current events in my country, Michael Moore (the douchebag) and music... As always. So there you have it.


Thursday, July 01, 2004

3rd Opponent In The "Goth" Wars.

Enter: Gurgeh Morat - some drone who a)doesn't know where the legendary page itself exists on blogger, b)obviously is starved for attention and c)wants everyone to be afraid that he might break into their computer. I have your ISP address so I already have enough to send the hounds of hell after you should you try anything.

Let's review this zero's entry.

"VinceWylde" posts a challenge blog ve blog but then completely fails to get the link correct and (the resultant) no ping to weblogs.com causes the message to fail to get home.

Alright, we've successfully beaten this horse to death. Evidently, these two are making a reach. Our friend Gurgeh seems to think he is some kind of referee. Well, I for one didn't invite him anywhere. However, like Matt B, he's entitled to his opinion. He makes a weak attempt at making me look like the fool...

The round is not over yet and the "VinceWylde" jock from round 2 comes for a pop he weaves in and out lays a few insults down and generally looks like he is going for gold when (as I have noted) he lays the knockout blow on himself.

I'm glad to see this guy will never make sports casting. He's just way to opinionated. Well, let me address this. He attempts to point out that I get a real good rant going and then - ultimately - have nothing.

Ok, so these two want it kicked up a notch. Fine. As of 9:00 EDT Friday Night, go to Vince Wylde's Audio Blog Entries and lets see if the Pen is mightier than the Shock Jock from the USA. You guys want a fight? Then grow a pair and step into my arena. Behind the mic, no one is my equal.

Wednesday, June 30, 2004

Art Of Pain And Matt B, The Vampire.

So Matt emails me and tries in his own un-clever way to entice me to his website indicating I will be terrified by what he's written. Let's review his review of my last post.

?so what are you? Goth, anti-Goth, vegetable or mineral. At a guess I would say that the co-ordination of a large brick have done them no favors in the credibility stakes. Hell, I wasn't even going to go further than my general rant about "mansonite" style moronity but after the reveller demonstrated that these clones (seen one mansonite - you've seen them all) had gone to all that trouble I felt I should at least return the link. One had gone so far as to lay down a challenge to a blog duel (what-ever the heck kind of offer that is. The dude can?t even hyper link to this blog correctly [hint you have too many dots knob-scratch])

After this anti-Goth rant (location: no links for you until you fix yours!) he goes on to say "Chicks frustrate the hell out of me." which goes a long way to explaining the website itself - it didn't work! At least I make no claims about the quality of this place. He/She/It needs to spend more time leaning a semblance of skill and less time on frustrated masturbatory activities. I did try to follow the link to ?the rules? but all that happened is a new pop-up with the home page.


Well, I'm an Individual, jackass. I follow no crowd, I do my own thing. See, here's some truth: Goth is NOT original. People all over this planet do the same thing you are doing and it's just not that un-usual. Great, follow a crowd.

People like this "Matt B" are such zeros. They've never kissed any girls (or guys), they never emerge from their 2 square mile town, and they think they are intelligent because they can - sort of - use the English language.

He attacks my recent post on "what women want" failing to realize the ironic musings within the post itself. Anyone who frequents this page realizes the irony of it and is endlessly entertained by the contents within. He also accuses me of "masturbatory practices" when he himself is spanking it with a thumb up his ass while drooling over Vikki Spit's picture on Spit Like This' website.

Ask yourself, "How did this zero, Matt B, find SLT to begin with? And what can he gain by 'reviewing' their music?" Nothing. He probably suffers from some personal in-adequacies and is trying to make up for them by doing something that he considers amazing.

Let me clue you in on something, junior. You picked a fight with SLT - bad. You picked another fight with Vince Wylde - WORSE. I'm a relentless, angry, sociopathic lunatic who DOES get off... But only on the suffering of those who choose to take me on. And your stupid link is fixed YOU ZERO.