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Thursday, December 11, 2003

Guys Are Heartless.

This blog coming from a guy may surprise a few people. But over the past few days I've come to a conclusion. Guys are heartless. Now I know the nature of guys is instinctively survival. We screw to save our species. Whether you are an evolutionist or you believe in God, this is our programming.

However, now that the Earth is sufficiently over-populated, it's no longer necessary for "mating" to be a cut-throat operation. However, guys will still do their best to break up a happy relationship. In this day and age, it's every man for himself. Sure there are plenty of fish in the sea, but for some reason, most guys get stuck in one section of the ocean and don't want to leave. The coast guard issued a cease-and-desist, but a few of 'em are still poking around seeing what kind of trouble they can make.

This recently happened to me. I have the sneaking suspicion that one of these invaders were the cause of my recently ended romance. Further, I think if I ever see him I shall use his head for a bowling ball and feed him his own spleen. I have no use for people whom cannot respect someone's happy relationship.

Granted, if a young lady is crying all the time and/or showing up with bruises then intervention is needed, but in the case of a happy relationship it is neither needed nor wanted. Guys should step off and be a real man.

Whether I am wrong or right about my own suspicions, I will say this: Never EVER again will another man steal my woman from our happy relationship, I swear by my own blood, another man who tries this will wish he had never drawn breath. I will no instill physical violence, but he will wish I had.

Monday, December 08, 2003

Trans-Siberian Orchestra Proves Kids Being Robbed.

No, this is not a slam on TSO. This is a review of the 2003 Concert series. Last night, on the 7th of December, TSO played the FLEET CENTER. That's right you little townie pieces of trash, FLEET CENTER!!! The show was phenomenal.

Every year TSO does a great Christmas Program, but this year was over the top. It started with "First Snow" and never looked back. The first song actually played was "Boughs Of Holly" - when I say it started at "First Snow" - I mean the suprises.

The opening riffs were played and the song broke out into full throttle. A rig above the stage exploded in snowfall and lazers were fired from backstage into the arena in tempo with the music creating a musical experience I am SURE shocked many kids right into adult hood.

Beethoven's 5th was an exploding musical triumph with balls of fire shooting upward during climactic points in the song, lazers shining everywhere.

During the grand finale final notes, flames - 20 feet high - shot up from the stage while showers of sparks fell from the rig above the stage. In an explosive conclusion TSO ended a perfect night of Christmas music and lots of flare.

And all for $51.00 for CHOICE seats. Why are people paying similar amounts to see Godsmack, Disturbed, and whatever other band is considered cool for not even a quarter of the show? I have no idea, and after last night, I'm sure either did the kids in the audience.