Ugh. More Stupidity Unleashes Itself.

SPAM HAS NEVER been limited to e-mail. But now, commercial pitches are increasingly popping up in online chats, instant messages, cell phones with text messaging and, as Kalsey found, Web log comments.
Spammers are flocking to new communications tools like moths to light, threatening to cripple these tools just as they are beginning to take off.- MSNBC

There is one solution to this: Terminate your comments board. Yeah, I hate to put the 9 milimeter in the hands of the government, but if the FTC doesn't step in and regulate what SPAMMERS are allowed to do, we are going to continue to be molested by these creeps.

I would rather share my neighborhood with a reformed axe-murderer than someone I know is in the SPAM business. Their completely moraless tactics prove they either have no soul, or had one and sold it to Bill Gates. First it was email spam, then it was chat bots, then flash screen blocking ads and now they are taking over my message board. Try it junior. I'll shut you down faster than a blonde at a bar approached by a middle-aged yuppie.

Apologies.

I've been busy this week. Too busy to even get to the computer. Revolver will be back to regular posting status by next week, hopefully. -Vince

Invasion Of The Whining Yuppies!

Ever notice when your town sells a bunch of land, the people who buy the new condos are all the same? You know the type: SUV Driving, Soccer Mom Plagued, Well Dressed, Six Figures A Year, YUPPIES! Dumber than paint yuppies as well.

For those not familiar, a Yuppie is a "Young Urban Professional". For my English Friends, they are the same as a "Townie". Only older and even dumber.

A Yuppie will move next door to a farm that's been in the town for 400 years. After a week of living in their new residence, they promptly call the police and complain about the stench coming from the farm. Well, you tool, welcome to the country, this is how is smells! Moron!

Yuppies are worse than any of the seven plagues of Egypt. They complain about fast food, trans-fats and their chubby children. The same kids they plop in front of the TV for 4 hours a day to watch McDonald's ads. They over-structure their kids, if they structure them at all. Instead of 4-hour marathons of the "Teletubbies", they send them to Soccer, Football, Cheerleading, Basket Weaving and of course, Wicthcraft all in one afternoon all because they feel kids MUST experience all they did in school.

Yuppies don't understand individuality. They all drive SUVs or European Luxury Cars. They are Liberal, and hate guns and smoking. They believe things would be better if they were in charge.

Conclusion: Yuppies Suck.

Welcome to the woodshed, losers.