Invasion Of The Whining Yuppies!

Ever notice when your town sells a bunch of land, the people who buy the new condos are all the same? You know the type: SUV Driving, Soccer Mom Plagued, Well Dressed, Six Figures A Year, YUPPIES! Dumber than paint yuppies as well.

For those not familiar, a Yuppie is a "Young Urban Professional". For my English Friends, they are the same as a "Townie". Only older and even dumber.

A Yuppie will move next door to a farm that's been in the town for 400 years. After a week of living in their new residence, they promptly call the police and complain about the stench coming from the farm. Well, you tool, welcome to the country, this is how is smells! Moron!

Yuppies are worse than any of the seven plagues of Egypt. They complain about fast food, trans-fats and their chubby children. The same kids they plop in front of the TV for 4 hours a day to watch McDonald's ads. They over-structure their kids, if they structure them at all. Instead of 4-hour marathons of the "Teletubbies", they send them to Soccer, Football, Cheerleading, Basket Weaving and of course, Wicthcraft all in one afternoon all because they feel kids MUST experience all they did in school.

Yuppies don't understand individuality. They all drive SUVs or European Luxury Cars. They are Liberal, and hate guns and smoking. They believe things would be better if they were in charge.

Conclusion: Yuppies Suck.

Welcome to the woodshed, losers.