2003's Jackass Awards Vol. 2 - # 9

I don't have anyone to single out in this one, but this is a group that makes some of the dumbest people on the planet. For my English readers, a Yuppie is a full grown townie.

Yuppies are Jackasses because they shoot their mouths off without engaging the mind first. They hate smokers, are angry at everyone else for their fat, stupid, out of control, ugly kids. And they think they have the perfect idea of what a flawless society is.

Well, as far as their kids go: Their kids are fat because they aren't outside playing anymore, they're inside playing Xbox. They're stupid because parents let the friggin' teletubbies raise them from age 3. Their out-of-control because with lack of child raising skills comes kids who commit crimes, screw each other at age 12, and take drugs. And let's face it, they're ugly because their mom and dad were no Miss America and Mr. Universe.

Their idea of a flawless society was tried earlier in the 1930's and 1940's of which you can find old educational reels that are a little hard to understand because they are in German. Yeah, a yuppie's view of a perfect society is one of Non Smoking, Non Caffeine Consuming, White Collar, cublical trapped zombies who aren't allowed to think for themselves: Uncle Sam does it for them

So Yuppies make my number 9 position on the 2003 Jackass Awards List.