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Saturday, December 04, 2004

Your Stupid Kids

You all think they are brilliant and beautiful, and yet half of you raise them to be pathetic little Liberal idiots. The current raising of the children in America is a frightening prospect. Between arrogant teenage boys who curse out anyone not dressed as a skater and teenage girls either trying to bag older men or screwing by age 12, this country is in serious trouble.

Girls have it worse. You can always smack around a teenage boy, but girls get another disease. Liberal Child Raising. The same people who bitch and moan that George Bush is destroying forestry, currently purchase housing on plots that six months ago was a forest... These suburbanite yuppie moms raise their little girls to believe that they are empowered. Well, if empowered means screwing as soon as you are able and nailing old rich men, then consider any of my future female offspring un-empowered.

By the time they are in their 20s, girls are man hunting. Someone who they can control and manipulate for eternity. By 30 they are divorced and don't understand why. Thanks mom.

Because of this awful child raising, teenage girls think it's societally acceptable to date a man 10 years their elder. After all, its about marrying into status and materialistic things... Love isn't professionally correct. You will never succeed if you are madly in love with a Fork-Lift driver... He's going nowhere...

Sunday, November 28, 2004

Vince To Napa West Boylston: Welcome To Your Burial.

Evidently, I didn't fully understand the mechanics of full blown capitalism. It apparently gives you the right to tie a few small mom and pop businesses to a tree and bash them with a shovel. Hence the story opens.

About a month ago, a Worcester Store owner of a NAPA Autoparts Franchise walked into my favorite local Auto Parts Store and told the owner (a friend of mine) to her face he was going to steal her business. And so he did. He went from store to store offering his services as a parts distributor. She told me further, that one customer didn't just want to escort him off the premises, but in fact, wanted to physically remove him from the property in an un-friendly manner.

It's obvious my friend is a bit upset, and she is also un-aware of my activities on her behalf which starts out with a little verbal warning. Watch it douche. You are lower than a dung heap in the hot Egyptian sun. If you don't back off from this family owned business with a 50+ year history, I will output all of my energy into making sure you fail. You have NO IDEA who you are screwing with and I suggest you BACK OFF.

See, in radio you can easily blackball someone's business right into failure. Ever heard of the
"Phantom gourmet"? Well, it's also not illegal to go on the air and express your distrust with West Boylston NAPA... It's not bashing the whole name, just one guy. Restaurant critics do it all the time...

Welcome to the woodshed, Junior.