Vince To Napa West Boylston: Welcome To Your Burial.

Evidently, I didn't fully understand the mechanics of full blown capitalism. It apparently gives you the right to tie a few small mom and pop businesses to a tree and bash them with a shovel. Hence the story opens.

About a month ago, a Worcester Store owner of a NAPA Autoparts Franchise walked into my favorite local Auto Parts Store and told the owner (a friend of mine) to her face he was going to steal her business. And so he did. He went from store to store offering his services as a parts distributor. She told me further, that one customer didn't just want to escort him off the premises, but in fact, wanted to physically remove him from the property in an un-friendly manner.

It's obvious my friend is a bit upset, and she is also un-aware of my activities on her behalf which starts out with a little verbal warning. Watch it douche. You are lower than a dung heap in the hot Egyptian sun. If you don't back off from this family owned business with a 50+ year history, I will output all of my energy into making sure you fail. You have NO IDEA who you are screwing with and I suggest you BACK OFF.

See, in radio you can easily blackball someone's business right into failure. Ever heard of the

"Phantom gourmet"? Well, it's also not illegal to go on the air and express your distrust with West Boylston NAPA... It's not bashing the whole name, just one guy. Restaurant critics do it all the time...

Welcome to the woodshed, Junior.