Male Denial And The Under 18 Girl.

Recently, the DJs on a local morning show were arguing about whether or not they check out girls under 18. One of the members, Spaz was saying he did, while the others were somewhat less anxious to admit any appeal to any girl under 18. Let me settle this once and for all.

Male nature is to admire beauty. What one does with this once attention has been triggered is what either makes you a male or makes you a predator. First, let me prove the majority of men in this country do look at girls under 18.

To examples:
1: The national High School Cheerleading Competition.
2: Miss Teen USA

The first is obvious. Teenage girls dancing around in mini skirts, doing cheers and other male appeasing activities. (I mean, come on. Would a woman design an outfit like the ones used in Cheerleading??)

The second just came to my attention last night as Miss Teen USA Was on. Some of the girls were as young as 16 years old, such as Miss South Dakota. http://www.yenra.com/miss-south-Dakota-teen-USA/ . Let's be serious. This pageant is a huge ratings pop and the audience is not made up of middle aged lesbian soccer moms who drool over high school girls (although that's probably some weird male fantasy somewhere).

So why are men running from this statistical fact? Easy. Nature says we're looking at the 16 year old, legislation says, we better not be or it's prison time. I'm tired of Men denying this up and down like they have no pulse and are legally blind. If you've read my blog about "Chocolate Covered Teenage Girls" you'd realize men slip up on a regular basis and make is blatantly obvious they are well aware of these girls. VERY well aware.

As I said before, it's not a crime to notice beauty... It's to what level you go to with this observation and your reaction to it.

Idiots.

That guy who blasted through the left turn only lane to save a measly 10 seconds.

That bitch from the super market who shoved you out of her way to buy a gallon of low carb milk.

That soccer mom in the Hum-V who doesn't seem to be bothered by the blatant "HUMMER" logo emblazoned on the grill.

That idiot who drives the Jaguar X-Type and whines the his turn signal lightbulb is 95 cents.

That moron that hit the DPW truck and then DROVE AWAY thinking he could avoid the police.

The jackass that parked across 12 parking spaces at the local conveninance store because he was in too much of a hurry to observe decent parking etiquette.

The idiot woman who whined that she MIGHT go to a bar and my cigarettes would bother her.

The ass from town who left his crappy Buick in a neighbor's yard up against a tree because he couldn't drive straight enough in his drunken stupor to get in his own damn driveway.

....And this is all in one week, mind you...