The Amazing Matt B: What A Pathetic Zilch

So I've never used my opinion page for something such as this, but now that this little zero has emerged from his alleged coffin, I guess I HAVE to...

The whole thing started sometime this past week. Some guy who desperately wants to be "a cursed walking dead blah blah blah" has decided to take a sucker punch at Lord Zion and the MIGHTY Spit Like This because he thinks they are trying to be a Goth Metal band... You know like maybe Sins Of Thy Beloved or something...

The Goth crowd desperatley wants to be taken seriously... They have no REAL leader, just a whole plethora of fictious ones, such as, Dracula, Blade, etc. Many of them believe (get this!) that Cain (as in the biblical Cain) was the first vampire. Something to the fact of "if anyone tried to kill him, they would be cursed."

They walk around in white face paint, looking very much like mimes with a serious skin condition. They hang out anywhere death looms, such as cemetaries. The Goth lifestyle is pretty much a full time job. Without pay, FYI...

So I Challenged this Matt guy... Think Matt is his last name. His first is Door. Anyway, I challenged this Matt guy to a blog duel. He probably won't accept. The rules are stated at Vince Wylde Dot Com.

So now I summon you. His pathetic little waste of the internet is here: Art Of Pain.

Heh. Let the games begin.